GILLIGAN'S ISLAND "Topsy-Turvy" By Elroy Schwartz November 14, 1966 TEASER FADE IN: EXT - LAGOON - DAY - CREDIT OVERLAY SLOW PAN RIGHT TO: NORTH BEACH AREA OF LAGOON The skipper, professor and Gilligan are seen walking along a path near the lagoon. The drums of a native tribe can be heard in the background as they walk off camera CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - DAY MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP The three are making there way through the jungle as the drums continue. PAN RIGHT WITH SKIPPER TO CAVE ENTERANCE The skipper leads the professor and Gilligan to a cave entrance. SKIPPER Here's the cave I was telling you about! The professor and Gilligan take a look into the cave. PROFESSOR Ah, you are right! It is big enough for all seven of us. SKIPPER That's right! And food, and a big water supply and everything! Gilligan leans into the cave and calls. GILLIGAN Anybody home! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR, GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER ECHO Home, home…home… SKIPPER Will you stop fooling around! Those headhunters are getting closer every minute! GILLIGAN Those headhunters really cut off your head? PROFESSOR Yes, they cut them off, they shrink them and they put them on the ends of sticks! GILLIGAN Ooo what crazy canes! I'm going to get out of here! They're not going to take me without a chase! Gilligan starts to go into the cave as the skipper grabs his arm and pulls him back. SKIPPER We need some bamboo for weapons. Some spears and clubs and everything, now go get some! GILLIGAN Aye, aye sir! CUT TO WIDE SHOT - GROUP Gilligan starts to run and doesn't see a low branch in his way. Just as he's about to hit the branch we… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN HITTING TREE BRANCH CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan is knocked to the ground. Gilligan looks a bit dazed after hitting the tree. The skipper and professor move over to Gilligan. SKIPPER Gilligan you don't have to try and knock your own head off. The natives'll do it for ya! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN ON GROUND GILLIGAN First it was day and then it was night, and then it was day, and then it was night. Gilligan looks up as we… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR (INVERTED) We see what Gilligan sees. The skipper and professor are standing over Gilligan, but are upside down. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is confused at what he sees. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR AND SKIPPER SKIPPER What's the matter Gilligan? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN How come you two guys are upside down? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR AND SKIPPER The skipper and professor glance at each other with a confused look. SKIPPER Upside down!? What are you talking about!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's squinting and trying to see straight. CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - DAY (INVERTED) PAN LEFT VIEW OF INVERTED JUNGLE GILLIGAN (O.S.) How come…the whole world is upside down!? As Gilligan observes his new upside down world we… FADE OUT ACT ONE FADE IN: EXT - HUT CLEARING - DAY WIDE SHOT The professor and skipper are seen helping Gilligan walk to the communal table outside the skipper and Gilligan's hut. Gilligan is having trouble walking because of his vision as he makes his way to the table PROFESSOR I've got my medical book in the supply hut. I'll see if there's a cure for your condition. ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER The professor walks off screen towards the supply hut. GILLIGAN Yeah, please hurry! Seeing everything upside down… CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - PROFESSOR WALKING TOWARDS HUT (INVERTED) (CONTINUED) (O.S.) …makes me awful dizzy. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER SKIPPER What a time for this to happen when all those headhunters closing in. GILLIGAN Yeah, they'll probably mix up and cut off my feet! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER SKIPPER Here Gilligan take it easy now, just lean against the table. GILLIGAN Yeah, thanks skipper. SKIPPER I'm sorry I'm gonna have to leave you little buddy, but I got to make some spears. GILLIGAN Ok, I'll help you. Gilligan tries to walk with the skipper and staggers around in a circle. The skipper grabs Gilligan by the arms and gets him back to the table. SKIPPER Get over here and just sit down at the table now. GILLIGAN Yeah. Gilligan sits down on one of the table's benches. SKIPPER Wait until the professor comes back with something to fix you. GILLIGAN I better be care, I almost fell up! SKIPPER Ah…well…yes…all right stay right there. The skipper walks off camera as Gilligan remains at the table. ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan looks off camera. CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - MEDIUM SHOT (INVERTED) We see an upside down view of Ginger walking into the clearing from off camera. GINGER Gilligan have you seen Mary Ann? CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan looks surprised and covers his eyes with his hand. CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - MEDIUM SHOT We see a normal view of Ginger approaching. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN Gilligan still has his eyes covered as Ginger walks on camera. GINGER Those drums keep getting louder and louder and skipper wants fresh water for the cave and why do you have your eyes close?? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Cause I'm afraid to open them. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER GINGER Gilligan, closing your eyes won't make those headhunters go away! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN That's not what I'm afraid of. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER GINGER Then why have you got your eyes close? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan looks between his fingers as we… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER (INVERTED) We see Ginger upside down. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Cause you're standing upside down and I'm afraid your dress might fall up! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER GINGER Gilligan that's ridiculous! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan looks at Ginger again through his fingers. GILLIGAN Hey you're right! It's staying there. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND GINGER GINGER This is no time to be playing games. Those headhunters could be here any minute! GILLIGAN It's not a game! You see I was running along and I…and I hit my head against a branch of a tree… GINGER Oh I don't have time to listen to you, I've got to find Mary Ann! Ginger turns and runs off camera as we… CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GINGER (INVERTED) We see Ginger running upside down and off camera. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN For a girl, she runs pretty good on her head! CUT TO: INT - MR AND MRS HOWELL'S HUT - DAY We see Mrs. Howell sitting at her table trying on a couple of hats as Mr. Howell, who's dress in a fencing outfit, waves a sword around as he battles an imaginary foe. He goes about stabbing everything in sight as he fights. MR HOWELL Back you headhunters! You fight very well senior but not well enough for the Count of Monte Cristo! HAhh! Hiee! Ha…ha caught you sneaking up me! Ha!! Ha! HA!! MRS HOWELL Thurston be careful with that thing! MR HOWELL Well I'm protecting you from the evil headhunters my dear. Mr. Howell strikes his sword into one of his trunks and it gets stuck. He works at getting it out. MR HOWELL My darling, exactly what ever are you doing!? MRS HOWELL Well if I'm going to have my head hanging on a wall, I want it to be properly quaffered and chapeaued. MR HOWELL Don't worry my dear, they'll never touch a hair on your head! MRS HOWELL Yes but the professor said… MR HOWELL Bah humbug what the professor said! Just put your trust in me faithful… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL (CONTINUED …sword! Mr. Howell in a gallant display, flexes his sword, which promptly breaks, changing his mood. PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT OF MR AND MRS HOWELL MR HOWELL Exactly, what DID the professor say? MRS HOWELL Well he said, that our only chance for survival, was to hide in a cave. MR HOWELL Oh good heavens, it took generations of breeding to get the Howell's OUT of a cave! MRS HOWELL Unless of course you want to sit down and reason with them. MR HOWELL My dear you reason with men at the Harvard club, not with men who carry clubs. MRS HOWELL You know I understand that they become quite child like, if you offer them a few trinkets. MR HOWELL My dear you're absolutely brilliant! Just dazzle them with your diamonds my dear! MRS HOWELL Oh no darling not diamonds! Natives like rhinestones! MR HOWELL The aborigines will never know that they're real! FLIP TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - DAY MEDIUM SHOT OF HUT The professor walks on camera reading a book. PAN RIGHT WITH PROFESSOR TO GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN Gilligan is still seated at the table while looks on. PROFESSOR Gilligan, you're a very lucky young man! GILLIGAN Lucky!? PROFESSOR Yes, there's a berry that grows in this part of the Pacific that has remarkable curative properties for optic disorders. GILLIGAN Well it's bad enough having eye trouble, now I have Optic disorders. MARY ANN Gilligan it's the same thing! PROFESSOR The Captibora berry may be the cure for your condition. GILLIGAN I'll eat anything if it helps. PROFESSOR Now there are a variety of Captibora plants here on the island. But I want only the red berries with the green dots. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR AND MARY ANN PROFESSOR So we must all make sure we pick the right ones. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is squinting and twisting his head in an effort to see the professor better. MARY ANN (O.S.) You mean we all have to go out and pick them? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR AND MARY ANN (INVERTED) PROFESSOR Yes. MARY ANN Oh Gilligan I'm awfully fond of you but, I'm not going out in the jungle alone! Not while those drums are beating. Suddenly, the drums stop. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN What drums? CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP MARY ANN The ones that are going… PROFESSOR They stopped! MARY ANN We're saved! GILLIGAN No headhunters!? PROFESSOR Well they only attack to the beating of the Tom Toms. And since we don't hear a drum beat it follows that we have nothing to fear! CUT TO: EXT - LAGOON CLEARING - DAY CLOSE UP OF NATIVE DRUM The drum has a hole in it and there is a drumstick stuck in the hole. A native pulls the drumstick from the hole as we… PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP We see a native war party on the shore of the lagoon. One of the natives holds the drum while the others look on. HEAD NATIVE Galla lop lanona! (SUBTITLE) (Not make drums like use to) NATIVE NO.2 Lulod'kewi nona! (SUBTITLE) (Now cannot collect heads) CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF HEAD NATIVE HEAD NATIVE U'ala? (SUBTITLE) (Why not?) CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF NATIVE THREE NATIVE NO.3 Kawalona. (SUBTITLE) (Tradition) CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP HEAD NATIVE E'na taka wenona! (SUBTITLE) (Come for head! Get heads anyway) The natives agree to get heads anyway and each walk in a different direction as we… CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - DAY Mary Ann is scouring the jungle looking for the elusive Captibora berry. MARY ANN Nothing! Absolutely nothing around here! Behind Mary Ann we see a native watching her from a high mound. MARY ANN Poor Gilligan, sure glad I don't have his problem. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF NATIVE He's raising his machete as he's about to attack. CUT TO: CLOSE UP MARY ANN GINGER (O.S.) Mary Ann, I think I found some! Mary Ann looks off camera in Ginger's direction. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF NATIVE The Native jumps off screen as we… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN Mary Ann moves just in time, and the native is seen landing behind her as he misses his mark. CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - DAY - NEW AREA MEDIUM SHOT OF GINGER Ginger is seen near a plant with berries. Mary Ann walks on camera to where Ginger is. GINGER Is it? MARY ANN Oh no they have to have green dots on 'em. GINGER Oh I'm exhausted. MARY ANN Well at least we don't have any headhunters to worry about. A couple of natives are seen popping up some distance behind the girls as they watch from some bushes. GINGER Do you think there really every were any headhunters? MARY ANN Well the professor thought so. GINGER Well that's because he heard the drumbeats, but we never actually saw one. The natives drop back down out of sight. The girls start walking towards the camera. PULL BACK WITH GINGER AND MARY ANN MARY ANN I know but back in Kansas the farmers have a saying, it's the wolf you DON'T see, that's the one you have to worry about. Oh but you don't come from a farm so I guess you don't know anything about wolves. GINGER Are you kidding!? I come from Hollywood! MARY ANN Let's concentrate on find some more Captibora berries. GINGER That name. The cure sounds worse than the dieses. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF NATIVES A twig snaps and the natives duck out of sight. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GINGER AND MARY ANN The girls hear the twig snap as the natives were creeping up on them. GINGER Did you say something? MARY ANN No. The natives are poised for the attack when… PROFESSOR (O.S.) Mary Ann! Ginger! I found some of the berries! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF NATIVES The natives decide to attack and run off camera towards the girls. CUT TO: NEW ANGLE ON MARY ANN AND GINGER MEDIUM SHOT - ANGLE DOWN The girls are heading out of the clearing and towards the professor. They move just in time as the natives are seen leaping onto the ground, missing the girls by just inches. FADE TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - DAY MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is still sitting at the table waiting for the professor to return. He's staring intently at his wristwatch trying to see what time it is. GILLIGAN I can't tell if it's a quarter to three or, half past nine. Who cares I'm hungry anyway. Gilligan is still seeing upside down and is twisting his head around looking for something to eat. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PAPAYA TREE (INVERTED) CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT GILLIGAN It's hard to tell, but I think that's a Papaya tree. Yeah. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan gets up from the table. GILLIGAN Maybe I'll do better if I close my eyes. He starts walking towards the tree and off camera. CUT TO: NEW ANGLE Gilligan makes it to the tree. In the background we see a native watching Gilligan. He makes his way towards Gilligan and stands behind him ready to swing his machete. Gilligan picks a papaya from the tree. Just as the native swings his machete, Gilligan drops the Papaya and bends down to pick it up. The native's machete gets stuck in the tree. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN ON GROUND Gilligan is seen picking up the Papaya and crawling away off screen. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT The native un-sticks his machete and heads over in Gilligan's direction. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN ON GROUND Gilligan, still crawling, makes it back to a chair near the table. He pulls himself up to the table and sits down. While Gilligan is fishing in is pocket for his knife, the native walks on camera and stands behind him. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF NATIVE The native raises his machete and starts to swing. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND NATIVE Just as the native swings his machete, Gilligan drops his knife and bends over to pick it up. QUICK CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN ON GROUND Gilligan grabs for his knife. QUICK CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT The native follows through with is swing, and cuts the papaya in half instead. MR HOWELL (O.S.) Gilligan! Gilligan are you around boy!? The native hears Mr. Howell, un-sticks his machete and flees back into the bushes. Gilligan rises up from under the table after hearing Mr. Howell. GILLIGAN Over here Mr. Howell! Gilligan see the cut Papaya on the table and looks surprised. GILLIGAN I don't remember cutting that in half? CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - HUT CLEARING - MEDIUM SHOT Mr. and Mrs. Howell walk on camera from out of the jungle. PULL BACK AND PAN RIGHT WITH THE HOWELL'S TO GILLIGAN MR HOWELL There you are Gilligan. MRS HOWELL Gilligan, we've seen the cave and it just won't do! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Once again Gilligan is squinting and twisting his head in order to see the Howell's better. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL (INVERTED) We see the Howell's as Gilligan does, upside down. The Howell's notice Gilligan staring strangely at them. MR HOWELL Gilligan my boy do you have bursitis? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN No I see everything upside down. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP MRS HOWELL How nice! Now as I was say we've sent the cave and it won't do. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Still he's trying to see them straight. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL (INVERTED) MR HOWELL Gilligan, Mrs. Howell is talking. You…you must look at her. CUT TO CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Well ok Mr. Howell I'll try. Gilligan twists around in his chair and leans backwards on the table so his he can see upside down. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL (NORMAL) We see the Howell's now right side up. MRS HOWELL You know dear I think he's trying to tell us something. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I'm trying to tell you a lot of things. A…a I see everything upside down, the drums have stopped, so there's no more headhunter and… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL (CONTINUED) (O.S.) …we're out of danger. MRS HOWELL No more headhunters! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN The drums have stopped. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP MRS HOWELL So they have. MR HOWELL That's marvelous news! Lets celebrate! MRS HOWELL Let's have a party! GILLIGAN Like I was saying, see I was running along see, and I ran into this… The Howell's aren't interested in what Gilligan's saying and discuss plans for the party. MRS HOWELL Ah…we'll wear paper hats and play party games. MR HOWELL Charades! MRS HOWELL Musical chairs! MR HOWELL Follow the leader! MRS HOWELL Pin the tail on the Donkey! MR HOWELL You mean the Polo pony my dear. MRS HOWELL Oh naturally darling what else. The Howell's caught up in planning their party ignore Gilligan and walk off leaving Gilligan once again on his own. PAN LEFT WITH THE HOWELL'S TO JUNGLE MR HOWELL Yes indeed!…Maybe I'll get some of my vintage bubbly out and we'll… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is seen still struggling to see straight as we… FADE TO: INT - PROFESSOR'S HUT - DAY MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR AT TABLE The professor is mixing something in a coconut. PROFESSOR I hope this medicine works. PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR AND GILLIGAN Gilligan is seated near another small table in the professor hut. GILLIGAN What if it doesn't? PROFESSOR Well we'll have to find another cure. You can't go through life like that. GILLIGAN Yeah, imagine going through life not knowing which end is up. PROFESSOR Gilligan I will withhold comment. GILLIGAN How long will it take for that medicine to work? PROFESSOR Its effect should be immediate. Listen, hand me that shell over there to my left will you please? Gilligan tries to walk over to the table and picks up a bowl of berries. He is very unsteady and ends up tipping the bowl over, spilling the contents. PROFESSOR Oh Gilligan! GILLIGAN Sorry professor, but, I didn't want to spill it so I, turned it right side up which was wrong side down since everything I see is right is wrong and every thing wrong I see… PROFESSOR Gilligan, do me a favor will ya? The next time I ask for help, refuse it! GILLIGAN Yes sir. PROFESSOR Thank you. Now go over there and sit down! GILLIGAN Yes sir. PAN RIGHT WITH GILLIGAN TO TABLE Gilligan hits a table, knocking it over. He makes his way to the chair and sits down. GILLIGAN I made it! PULL BACK TO WIDE SHOT PROFESSOR Yes, what you made is a mess. The skipper enters the hut carrying a bowl of Captibora berries. SKIPPER Hi Gilligan, hi professor. I found a whole bunch of berries! PROFESSOR Oh, wonderful skipper. Now, there's one more thing you can do to make this experiment a complete success. SKIPPER Wha…what's that professor? PROFESSOR Take Gilligan outside. SKIPPER All right. The skipper grabs Gilligan by the arm and helps him to the door. SKIPPER Come on Doctor Kildare. Steady as you goes. The skipper finally manages to get Gilligan to the door, and they head outside. The professor goes back to work as we… FADE TO: EXT - PROFESSOR'S HUT - DAY MEDIUM SHOT OF HUT We see the skipper standing on his head up against the hut as Gilligan sits cross-legged near him. SKIPPER For a little guy, you can sure get in big trouble. GILLIGAN That's cause I try harder. SKIPPER Boy, the things I do for you. GILLIGAN I'm sorry skipper. But this is the only way I can talk to you without falling down, or up or sideways. The professor comes out of the hut carrying a bowl and notices the skipper on his head. PROFESSOR Skipper, you are standing on your head aren't you? SKIPPER Of course I am professor! PROFESSOR Oh good. For a minute I thought I was working too hard. Come on Gilligan. The professor helps Gilligan up from the ground and they walk off screen as the skipper tries to get up from being on his head. SKIPPER Give him some of that stuff before I kill myself! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR AND GILLIGAN The professor helps Gilligan to the table and he nearly misses the chair. PROFESSOR No Gilligan! Gilligan finally gets seated. PROFESSOR That's it. Now close your eyes. Now take just one sip. Gilligan gets the bowl close to his mouth and smells the concoction. GILLIGAN Ich! SKIPPER Drink it will ya!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Smells awful. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR Oh the smell is nothing compared to the taste! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Oh that's different. Gilligan proceeds to take a drink from the bowl and makes a distorted face. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER There, that wasn't so bad was it!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN No that wasn't so bad, it wasn't bad, it was HORRIBLE! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR All right now Gilligan, very slowly, open your eyes. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He slowly opens his eyes and sees… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR (DOUBLES) We see what Gilligan sees. A double image of the skipper and professor. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He once again closes his eyes tightly. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP PROFESSOR You still see everything upside down? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN No I see everything right side up. PROFESSOR Then why are your eyes closed? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Well… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR (DOUBLE) GILLIGAN (O.S.) I see two of everything. SKIPPER Two? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Yeah. One skipper, two skipper. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR (DOUBLE) GILLIGAN (O.S.) One professor, two professor. PROFESSOR What!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN One skipper, two skipper, three professor four,… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR (DOUBLE) SKIPPER Five professor, six professor seven professor more! Eight professor,… The skipper continues the rhyme as we… FADE OUT: ACT TWO FADE IN EXT - JUNGLE CLEARING - DAY MEDIUM SHOT OF MACHETE BEING SHARPENED ON ROCK BY NATIVE PAN RIGHT TO SECOND NATIVE He's inspecting his machete's edge. PAN RIGHT TO HEAD NATIVE AND TREE We see the head native with the machete take a powerful swing and hit the trunk of a palm tree. CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF PALM TREE AND NATIVES The tree folds at the cut and falls. The natives are quite pleased with themselves and start jumping and laughing. The head native signals the others and they all take off in different directions as we… CUT TO: INT - PROFESSOR'S HUT - DAY CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN PROFESSOR (O.S.) All right Gilligan close your eyes. PULL BACK/PAN RIGHT TO WIDE SHOT - GROUP SKIPPER Why's he keep seeing double now!? PROFESSOR Well it's probably the Captibora berries. They seem to have unstable properties. SKIPPER Oh we've GOT to find a some kind of a cure for my little buddy! GILLIGAN Thanks thanks skipper skipper. SKIPPER Thanks thanks skipper skipper? GILLIGAN I didn't want to miss either one of you. PROFESSOR Gilligan, open your eyes. The professor looks closely into Gilligan's eyes. PROFESSOR Oh the pupils are extremely dilated. SKIPPER That's bad huh? PROFESSOR Well not necessarily. This entire problem is probably a temporary reaction to the Captibora extract. Frankly, I'm not overly concerned. GILLIGAN I'm not either, if it was happening to somebody else. PROFESSOR I'll have to prepare a new extract. Something to counter act the last one. Mr. and Mrs. Howell walk into the professor's hut. MR HOWELL A…a Ginger said that you wanted to see us. PROFESSOR Yes I did. It concerns our young friend here. MR HOWELL Oh you mean that he sees everything upside down. GILLIGAN A…Mr. Howell you only see one Gilligan right? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL MRS HOWELL Well that seems to be quite sufficient. CUT TO: EXTREME CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Well I see two Mr. Howells… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL (DOUBLE) (CONTINUED) (O.S.) …and two Mrs. Howells. MR HOWELL Well lucky boy. Imagine seeing four Howell's in one viewing. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Mr. Howell, we've all got to pitch in and work hard! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN MR HOWELL (O.S.) A yes… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL (DOUBLE) …yes I shall donate a sizable to medical science. MRS HOWELL Oh and I'll go to see him on visiting hours. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's staring intently, trying to focus. PROFESSOR (O.S.) We must all go into the jungle… CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP PROFESSOR …and collect Captibora berries! MRS HOWELL With our HANDS!? SKIPPER That's right! MR HOWELL But that's manual labor! SKIPPER Oh Mr. Howell, hard work never hurt anybody! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL MR HOWELL Well it never help anyone either! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR But it's for Gilligan! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL MR HOWELL Oh that's the unkindest cut of all. Appealing to my sentimental side. MRS HOWELL Well darling lets cooperate and pick berries. MR HOWELL But it's manual lab…suppose someone should see us!? MRS HOWELL We'll wear dark glasses no one will ever recognize us! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP MR HOWELL Ha…ho good thinking! We should carry on! Mr. and Mrs. Howell leave the hut while the skipper and professor are about to. SKIPPER Stay right here now little buddy, and we'll be back in no time! PROFESSOR Oh and by the way Gilligan. There may be other side effects caused by the sun's rays and the dilation of your pupils. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR The refraction could cause hallucinations. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN That's ok as long as I don't start seeing things. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - SKIPPER, PROFESSOR AND GILLIGAN SKIPPER Gilligan, that's what the professor means by hallucination! PROFESSOR To put it more simply, don't believe everything you see. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN You mean if I see the creature from the black lagoon I shouldn't worry. PROFESSOR (O.S.) Exactly, it won't be real. GILLIGAN What if I see Bridget Bardo in a towel? CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - SKIPPER, PROFESSOR AND GILLIGAN SKIPPER Call me! The professor and the skipper leave the hut on their search for Captibora berries. Gilligan is left alone once again. Gilligan looks around the hut and we see… CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is looking intently off screen CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF HUT'S DOOR (DOUBLE) CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan begins to look around the hut. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR'S EQUIPMENT (DOUBLE) CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN He's still scanning the interior of the hut. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR'S EQUIPMENT (DOUBLE) CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT GILLIGAN Everything's double, including my appetite. I'm twice as hungry as I was before. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF HUT'S DOOR (DOUBLE) Gilligan spots some bananas on the table outside. GILLIGAN (O.S.) Oh boy! Bananas! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN Gilligan starts heading for the door. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF HUT'S DOOR (DOUBLE) We see what Gilligan sees. The double vision view of the door wavers and converges as he gets closer. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan is still walking towards the door. CUT TO: ANGLE ON DOOR - MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN Gilligan walks to the let of the door and because of his double vision, he hits the wall next to the door instead. CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan bounces off the wall and starts backing up. CUT TO: MEDIUMS SHOT OF GILLIGAN He backs up completely, and with a look of determination on his face, he advances towards the door again. CUT TO: ANGLE ON DOOR - MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN He moves steadily towards the open door. CUT TO: EXT - PROFESSOR'S HUT - DAY MEDIUM SHOT OF HUT'S DOOR Gilligan finally makes it out of the hut's door and is surprised to find himself outside. GILLIGAN The professor was right, I can't believe everything I see. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF TABLE WITH BANANAS (DOUBLE) CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN He starts walking towards the table and off screen. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES HIDING IN BUSHES We see two natives watching Gilligan from the edge of the clearing. CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF HUT CLEARING AND GILLIGAN Gilligan is at the table trying to grab a banana but he keeps grabbing at thin air. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES WATCHING CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND TABLE GILLIGAN I know it's not that one, it must be this one. Gilligan tries again but still can't grab the bananas. He staggers over to the chair at the end of the table. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF CHAIR (DOUBLE) CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan tries to sit down but misses the chair and ends up on the ground. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES The move out of the bushes and head toward Gilligan. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN ON GROUND Gilligan crawls his way back to the table and stands up. He looks off screen and reacts. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES (DOUBLE) Gilligan sees the natives coming straight for him with machetes raised. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I'll bet the professor never thought I'd start seeing things like that! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN Gilligan ignores the natives and sits down on the chair. The Natives walk up behind him ready to strike. Just as the natives are about to strike, they hear Ginger and Mary Ann approaching. MARY ANN (O.S.) I know there's another bush down by the lagoon. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF CLEARINGS EDGE The natives jump for cover behind some bushes. CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF GINGER AND MARY ANN The girls are walking along carrying some berries. GINGER Yeah the professor said we've got to fill up as many baskets as many as we can. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES The native are upset at having their attack spoiled again. NATIVE Ke'a I'wana! (SUBTITLE) (Curses! Foiled again!) CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AT TABLE Mary Ann and Ginger walk on camera with their berries. MARY ANN Oh Gilligan! We got your Captibora berries! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Thanks I'll take 'em. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN AND GINGER WITH BERRIES (DOUBLE) CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIAN He tries reaching for the berries. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN, MARY ANN AND GINGER Gilligan can't quite seem to find the real ones. MARY ANN Oh here, we'll hand them to you. GILLIGAN Yeah it'll work better that way. GINGER Do you still see… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN (CONTINUED) (O.S.) …two of me? GILLIGAN Yeah, One there… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN (DOUBLE) GILLIGAN (O.S.) And one there. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN GINGER Wouldn't it be wonderful if there really were two of me? One of me could go out on a date and the other could stay home get some sleep. MARY ANN Oh you'd spend twice as much time under the dryer, or twice as much time washing, twice as much time ironing! GINGER Kill joy! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN HOLDING BERRIES MARY ANN (O.S.) Gilligan we'll get you some more berries. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP GILLIGAN I'll wait here for the four of you. Mary Ann and Ginger run off screen as Gilligan goes to put the berries down on the table. He drops them, but misses and they end up on the ground. GILLIGAN Two tables and I can't hit one. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES AND GIRLS IN JUNGLE Mary Ann and Ginger pass the two natives that are hiding in the bushes. CUT TO: NEW ANGLE The two natives that were hiding, jump up and grab the girls and start off with them. CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan has picked up the berries and eyes the bananas. He grabs a banana and peels it. He tries to eat it, but keeps missing his mouth. PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT We see Gilligan with his banana, as a natives approach from behind. Just as he swings his machete, Gilligan drops the banana making him bend over. Once again the native slices empty air. Just as he's about to swing again, he hears Mr. Howell of screen yelling for Gilligan and runs. MR HOWELL (O.S.) Ah Gilligan! Gilligan! CUT TO: WIDE SHOT - MR AND MRS HOWELL We see Mr. and Mrs. Howell walking through the clearing. MR HOWELL Gilligan my boy! We found a veritable gold mind of berries! PAN LEFT WITH HOWELL'S TO GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Oh hi Mr. and Mrs. Howell and friends. MRS HOWELL Oh we've had the most marvelous luck. MR HOWELL No no no, skill my dear skill! While the others were bumbling around, my helpmate and I succeeded in our little quest! MRS HOWELL We each found a berry! GILLIGAN One? MR AND MRS HOWELL Each! Mr. and Mrs. Howell both place their single berry on the table. MR HOWELL That's right, very exhausting but well worth it if it'll straighten you out! MRS HOWELL Straighten him out!? Oh don't tell me he won't be the confusing boy we've grown to know and love!? MR HOWELL Eh no, it means just to correct his eyesight my dear. GILLIGAN Don't worry Mrs. Howell, I'll stay mixed up as ever. MRS HOWELL Oh that's thoughtful of you dear. MR HOWELL Well well it's siesta time. MRS HOWELL Yes, berry picking is very tiring. Mr. Howell yawns and stretches. The Howell's walk off camera leaving Gilligan alone again. ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP ON GILLIGAN Gilligan is examining one of the Captibora berries. CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - DAY Mr. and Mrs. Howell walk on camera and passed the watching natives. As they pass, the natives jump from the bushes and capture the Howell's. FADE TO: EXT - JUNGLE CLEARING - DAY WIDE SHOT - GROUP We see Mr. and Mrs. Howell being led by the natives into a clearing. As they walk towards the camera we… PULL BACK WITH GROUP TO WIDE SHOT OF CLEARING We see Ginger and Mary Ann locked in a three sided bamboo cage as the Howell's are led at knife point into the natives camp. MR HOWELL Don't you hit my wife there, Get that knife out of my way! MARY ANN Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Howell they got you too! The natives are pushing the Howell's into the cage with the girls. MR HOWELL Well we didn't engage them as tour guides I'll tell you that! Wait a minute! A native closes the bamboo door. GINGER Careful! These natives are savages. MRS HOWELL Thurston why don't you tell them who you are!? MR HOWELL Good idea! Loo…now look here I am Thurston Howell the third. A…who…whose head man here!? What's…what's your union affiliations!? Local headhunters eight oh two!? Huh!? MRS HOWELL Thurston why don't you go get some our trinkets? MR HOWELL Good idea, get the trinkets. Mr. Howell tries to leave and is violently stopped by a native. Mr. Howell lets out a scream as the natives threaten to stab him. MRS HOWELL You know I don't think he understood me. MR HOWELL Well I understand him perfectly. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, GINGER AND NATIVE GINGER What are we going to do!? MARY ANN Oh we're going to wait for the professor, skipper and Gilligan to rescue us! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL AND NATIVE MR HOWELL Wait a minute wait a minute I have an idea, it always works. It's the universal language. Mr. Howell takes out a wad of cash. MR HOWELL Here my good man, here is fifty thousand dollars! The native reacts with a growl. Mr. Howell is taken back by his reaction. MR HOWELL Ahhhh! It's MONEY! M O N E Y! He doesn't understand. He is UTTERLY uncivilized! A little under the table. FADE TO: EXT - JUNGLE - DAY WIDE SHOT We see the three natives slowly making their way through the jungle brush. CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF GILLIGAN AT TABLE Gilligan is peeling another banana as the natives watch. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES They get up to make their attack on Gilligan again, when they hear the professor coming. PROFESSOR (O.S.) Gilligan!? The natives are once again thwarted and stay in the jungle. NATIVE T'chira Yamu'a (SUBTITLE) (Skinny one must be cat) (Has nine lives!) CUT TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - DAY MIEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AT TABLE The professor walks out of the hut with another batch of Captibora juice in a bowl. PROFESSOR I've got another does of the medication ready for you. The skipper is seen walking up behind Gilligan and the professor. GILLIGAN Oh, do I have to? PROFESSOR Well unless you enjoy seeing double. GILLIGAN Oh yeah. The skipper walks on camera looking concerned. SKIPPER Professor I can find the girls or the Howell's anyplace. PROFESSOR Well they must be somewhere in the vicinity! GILLIGAN Yeah, I saw all eight of 'em ago about a half an hour. SKIPPER All eight of them? GILLIGAN Yeah, there was two Mary Ann's, two Ginger's… SKIPPER Oh never mind! PROFESSOR Now Gilligan, I want you to take just one sip. Close your eyes. And don't open them again until I tell you. GILLIGAN Ok. Gilligan closes his eyes, and takes a drink from the bowl. PROFESSOR Now when you open your eyes, your vision should be cleared. PROFESSOR All right Gilligan, open your eyes. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He opens his eyes and reacts. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR (FIVE IMAGES) GILLIGAN (O.S.) I see five professors and five skippers. PROFESSOR Five images!? Of everything!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's shaking his head yes. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP PROFESSOR Oh no! The extract must have reacted in some sort of weird geometric progression! SKIPPER Oh professor I'm afraid you're not helping my little buddy at all. PROFESSOR I'm afraid not skipper. Gilligan, forgive me. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I will professor as soon as you get rid of all those people. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER (FIVE IMAGES) PROFESSOR However it should be possible to reverse the process. PROFESSOR (O.S.) We must dilute the extract. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP PROFESSOR Here Gilligan, close your eyes and drink this water. The professor hands Gilligan a gourd with water. Gilligan closes his eyes and takes a drink. The professor keeps a close watch on the time with his stopwatch. PROFESSOR Now keep drinking. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He continues to drink water. PROFESSOR (O.S.) Keep drinking. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR All right open your eyes. CUT OT: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan opens his eyes and is visibly happy. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR (TRANSITION FROM BLURRED TO CLEAR IMAGE) CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN SKIPPER (O.S.) Well? GILLIGAN I see one of you each! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP SKIPPER It's wonderful! PROFESSOR He's cured! SKIPPER Yes! GILLIGAN Well not quite, I still see those natives I've been imagining. The skipper and professor look confused. PROFESSOR What natives!? GILLIGAN The ones I've been imagining all day. SKIPPER What natives have you been imagining all day!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Like the ones that are about to grab the professor. A native grabs the professor and has his machete at his throat as he drags him away. PROFESSOR Gilligan you haven't been imagining! He's real! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Real!? Gilligan gets up from the table and takes off. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - HUT CLEARING Gilligan leaps across the table as a native gives chase. PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN AND NATIVE The native chases Gilligan off camera as we… PAN RIGHT TO PROFESSOR, SKIPPER AND NATIVES. The skipper and professor are seen being held by the natives with machetes at their throats as we… FADE TO: EXT - JUNGLE CLEARING - DAY WIDE SHOT THROUGH JUNGLE VEGETATION We see all the castaways except Gilligan locked in the bamboo cage built by the natives. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AT CLEARINGS EDGE Gilligan parts the vegetation and is observing the natives from the safety of the bushes near the clearings edge. GILLIGAN One, two, three. And one of me. That's three against one. If I could only get them out numbered. Gilligan looks like he has an idea. GILLIGAN Out numbered!? Yeah! Gilligan retreats into the jungle as we… FADE TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - DAY Gilligan comes running on camera and heads for the table with the bowl of Captibora berry juice. He picks up the bowl and gives it a sniff. GILLIGAN Ugh! He takes the bowl and heads back into the jungle as we… CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE CLEARING - DAY WIDE SHOT OF CLEARING - HIGH POINT OF VIEW HEAD NATIVE Wala Nana. Winona! The native makes a throat slashing gesture and growling sound that amuses the others who start to laugh. NATIVE NO.2 I'deae Inona! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP - INSIDE CAGE SKIPPER What'd they say? PROFESSOR Before they kill us, they plan on taking us to their island for a formal ceremony. MRS HOWELL Oh, did you say formal ceremony? PROFESSOR Yes. MRS HOWELL Oh well then professor you must have exaggerated their brutality. Nobody who gives a formal can be all bad. GINGER Professor you speak their language, can't you talk to them!? PROFESSOR Well Ginger it's not a matter of talking to them. It's their tribal custom to kill all strangers. MR HOWELL Well let's try being friendly! Everyone agrees and gets close to the cages walls. They all start to smile and wave happily. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP - THROUGH CAGE BARS MRS HOWELL Yoo hoo! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF NATIVES They look over off screen at the castaways. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP - THROUGH CAGE BARS The castaways are still trying to be friendly. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF NATIVES They're not interested in being friendly and go about talking to themselves. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP - THROUGH CAGE BARS PROFESSOR It would appear they don't make friends. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP - INSIDE CAGE MARY ANN Well I'm not giving up hope! GINGER Thank you Mary Poppins! MARY ANN Oh but Gilligan's still free! He can rescue us! SKIPPER Gilligan, rescue us!? MR HOWELL He couldn't pick the winner of a one horse race! SKIPPER I wouldn't put it passed him to walk right up and get himself captured! The skipper looks off screen and reacts. SKIPPER Oh no! CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - JUNGLE CLEARING - MEDIUM SHOT We see Gilligan emerge from the jungle carrying the bowl of juice. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES The natives look over and see Gilligan and react. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is standing, pretending to drink from the bowl and making agreeable sounds. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES They start to run in Gilligan's direction and off camera. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is still drinking from the bowl and making all sorts of agreeable sounds and rubbing his stomach like it's good. GILLIGAN Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Real nummy num num! The natives walk on camera and surround Gilligan to see what he's doing. Gilligan keeps up his "oh it's so good" impression. GILLIGAN Mmmmm! Mmmmm! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, SKIPPER, GINGER AND PROFESSOR They're standing, open mouthed watching Gilligan. SKIPPER There, what'd I tell ya!? Our hero! CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT The natives are curious about what Gilligan has and Gilligan hands the bowl to them. They take the bowl from Gilligan and start to inspect it as Gilligan walks away. PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN TO CAGE MEDIUM SHOT OF GROUP IN CAGE GILLIGAN Hi everybody! MARY ANN Gilligan, why did you give yourself up!? GILLIGAN I got an idea! Skipper Oh brother. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I have ideas. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, SKIPPER, GINGER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER I know! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Well I thought if that berry juice makes you see double, makes you see three time and four times, and if they drink it… CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, SKIPPER, GINGER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR Yes! Then they'd see four times as many of us! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN And they'll think they're out numbered! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP PROFESSOR It's an excellent plan! SKIPPER Oh it is an excellent plan. I just wish that somebody else had thought of it. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan looks disappointed. PROFESSOR (O.S.) Well what difference does it make who thought of it!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, SKIPPER, GINGER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Well because Gilligan is the only one I know that can, snatch defeat right out of the mouth of victory! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He still looks depressed. MR HOWELL (O.S.) Look! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES The natives are each taking turns drinking the juice from the bowl. They seem to actually like the taste. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GROUP GILLIGAN Now if it takes as long on them as it took on me… CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT The natives look up and see the castaways in the cage. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT GILLIGAN Yeah, right about now. Gilligan unlocks the cage. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES They all react at the sight. CUT TO: WIDE SHOT - GROUP IN CAGE (FIVE IMAGES) We see the castaways as they file out of the cage. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES They are looking at each other and acting confused. CUT TO: WIDE SHOT - GROUP IN CAGE (FIVE IMAGES) The castaways are now all yelling and screaming as they wave their arms about. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES They're still trying to sort out what they see. CUT TO: WIDE SHOT - GROUP IN CAGE (FIVE IMAGES) We see Gilligan, Mary Ann and Mr. And Mrs. Howell still yelling and waving their arms. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF NATIVES The natives are frightened by what they see and react. They drop the bowl and scream. They run off camera into the jungle as we… CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP They are still yelling and screaming at the natives. CUT TO: EXT - LAGOON - DAY (SLOW SPEED FILMING) The natives are seen running on camera in a comedic fashion. They fall over each other and then leap into the lagoon. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP The others are congratulating Gilligan on his rescue. MR HOWELL Oh Gilligan! SKIPPER You did it! You did it little buddy! They continue to yell their appreciation in an ad-lib fashion as we… FADE OUT: EPILOG FADE IN: STOCK SHOT OF PALM TREE AND BLUE SKY CUT TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - DAY WIDE SHOT We see Gilligan and the skipper sitting at the communal table. GILLIGAN …And Mr. Howell gave me a neat hundred-dollar bill, and professor gave me a neat magnifying glass, and Ginger gave me a neat kiss. How come she never gives me something good like a slingshot? SLOW ZOOM IN FOR MEDIUM SHOT SKIPPER But Gilligan, they were giving you tokens of appreciation for saving their lives! GILLIGAN Oh they didn't have to do that! They'd do the same thing for me! Mary Ann walks on camera from behind Gilligan. MARY ANN Gilligan, I backed you a banana cream pie! She sets it down in front of Gilligan. GILLIGAN Oh it's beautiful. I can hardly wait to eat it! Gilligan picks up the bowl of Captibora juice and takes a drink. SKIPPER Oh Gilligan! Don't drink that! Gilligan! You just drank that Captibora extract! GILLIGAN I know it! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is wide eyed as he looks off camera at the table. SKIPPER (O.S.) Well!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PIE ON TABLE (FIVE IMAGES) GILLIGAN (O.S.) Now I've got FIVE pies! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is licking his lips with anticipation. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN Gilligan is trying to grab one of the five pies, but keeps missing. He finally hits the table in frustration and the pie catapults into the skippers face. Gilligan looks at the skipper and wipes a piece of whip cream from his face and takes a taste. The Skipper is left with pie on his face as well. FADE OUT: END CREDITS GILLIGAN'S ISLAND "Topsy-Turvy" AD. 11/14/66