Gilligan's Island Script
Episode #63, "Ghost a Go-Go"
A ghost appears on the island and tries to scare the castaways off.



				GILLIGAN'S ISLAND

				"Ghost a GO GO"

				       By

				Ronald Maclane

							March 24, 1966

				TEASER
FADE IN

EXT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - NIGHT - CREDITS OVERLAY

SLOW ZOOM IN ON HUT - MEDIUM SHOT

FADE TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - NIGHT

	The skipper is in the lower hammock sleeping while 
	Gilligan is in the upper. Out of nowhere comes an 
	eerie ghostly wail, which wakes up Gilligan. The 
	skipper is unaffected and is seen yawning.

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper? Is that you?

	Gilligan looks over the side of the hammock and down 
	at the skipper. The skipper is fast asleep. Gilligan 
	tries to go back to sleep.

	Once again the ghostly wail penetrates the silence 
	of the jungle night. This time prompting Gilligan 
	into action.

				GILLIGAN
			No, it wasn't you skipper.

	Gilligan gets out of his hammock to see what the 
	sound is. 

PAN/ZOOM IN WITH GILLIGAN TO WINDOW

	He walks to the large window and pulls up the blind. 
	He looks out and sees a flowing white apparition 
	gliding through the camp. Gilligan immediately lets 
	go of the cord and the blind closes He looks totally 
	spooked and races over to the Skipper.

PAN/ZOOM WITH GILLIGAN TO SKIPPER 

CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper, skipper wake up wake up!

				SKIPPER
			What's the matter!? What is it little 
			buddy!?

				GILLIGAN
			I just saw a ghost, out there!

				SKIPPER
			Oh for goodness sake Gilligan! You didn't 
			wake me up out of a sound sleep to tell 
			me about your nightmare!?

				GILLIGAN
			No no no! I saw a real live ghost, out 
			there!

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan, people are alive, ghost are 
			dead!

				GILLIGAN
			Then I saw a real dead ghost, and he ran 
			that way!

				SKIPPER
			Well if he was dead, how come he was 
			running that way!?

				GILLIGAN
			But skipper! But Skipper! He's right out 
			there skipper!

				SKIPPER
			Oh Gilligan will you stop that! Now go to 
			sleep! GOOD NIGHT! (pause)
			You're dreaming!

				GILLIGAN
			Oh. Yeah maybe I was dreaming. I just 
			dreamt I saw a ghost.

PAN/ZOOM IN WITH GILLIGAN TO WINDOW

	Gilligan walks back over to the window and starts to 
	pull up the blind once more.

				GILLIGAN
			There's no such thing as a...

	As the blind is pulled open, Gilligan comes face to 
	face with the flowing White apparition.   

				GILLIGAN
			...ghooooooooo

	Gilligan doesn't get to finish his words as he 
	passes out from fear and collapses on the huts floor 
	as we...


								FADE OUT





				ACT ONE
FADE IN

EXT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - MORNING

SLOW ZOOM IN ON HUT - MEDIUM SHOT

CUT TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - MORNING

	The skipper is standing by their closet as he talks 
	to Gilligan who hiding inside.

				SKIPPER
			Come on Gilligan, we both have things to 
			do!

				GILLIGAN
			Please skipper, don't make me come out.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan I've told you there are no 
			ghosts! Now come on outside, we both got 
			important things to do! 

	Gilligan comes out of the closet and bumps into the 
	skipper.

				GILLIGAN
			Skip...skipper can't we both do them 
			without me?

				SKIPPER
			No Gilligan. Just come out side and I'll 
			prove that there was no ghost!

				GILLIGAN
			Well, I'll prove there was!

	Gilligan walks to the front door, closely followed 
	by the skipper. Gilligan walks out, slamming the 
	door behind him, hitting the skipper ad the skipper 
	lets out a yelp.


CUT TO: EXT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - MORNING

CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER IN DOORWAY

	The skipper makes his way out of the hut as we...

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT

	Gilligan can be seen on his hands and knees on the 
	ground near the hut as he searches of clues. The 
	skipper doesn't see Gilligan and trips over him as 
	he's walking. 

				SKIPPER
			Would you mind telling me what you're 
			doing!?

				GILLIGAN
			Looking for the ghost's footprints!

				SKIPPER
			Oh Gilligan! Look I just got through 
			telling you there's no such things as 
			ghosts!

				GILLIGAN
			But skipper!

				SKIPPER
			There never has been, there never will 
			be! And another thing, tha...tha...they don't 
			leave foot prints!

	Gilligan gets up off the ground and he and the 
	skipper make it over to the hut's doorway. He starts 
	inspecting the doorframe.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh. Maybe he left some fingerprints!

				SKIPPER
			Will you stop that! For goodness sakes, 
			you're gonna have everybody around here 
			scared to death!

				GILLIGAN
			But skipper what I saw last night was a 
			ghost!

				SKIPPER
			How can you be so sure!?

				GILLIGAN
			I've seen a lot of ghost movies, I never 
			forget a face!

				SKIPPER
			Look Gilligan, I'm gonna get some fresh 
			water for the hut. Why don't you go out 
			and get some firewood.

				GILLIGAN
			What if I meet the ghost?

				SKIPPER
			Ep...ep...well then he can help you carry the 
			wood! And don't go around telling all 
			those stories...

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN NEAR TREE

				CONTINUED
				 (O.S.)
			...now Gilligan. You'll have everybody as 
			jumpy as you are!

				GILLIGAN
			I'm not jumpy. Hmmm!

	Gilligan turns and runs smack into the tree.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER

	The skipper just looks disappointed at Gilligan.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN NEAR TREE

	Gilligan looks a little dazed and starts to walk off 
	camera as we...

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - MORNING 

	We see Mary Ann carrying a basket of laundry as 
	Gilligan walks on camera after hitting the tree. 
	He's looking back at the tree, not watching where 
	he's going and runs into Mary Ann, knocking the 
	basket from her hands and dumping the laundry on the 
	ground.

				MARY ANN
			Oh Gilligan!

				GILLIGAN
			Oh I'm sorry Mary Ann.

	Gilligan kneels down and starts picking up the 
	clothes.

				MARY ANN
			Oh that's all right. At least I know it 
			was you who caused the trouble. Last 
			night we didn't know what it was!

				GILLIGAN
			What, what was?

				MARY ANN
			Well while we were asleep in our cabin, 
			and...and somebody knocked on the door. And 
			when we said who is it, nobody answered!

				GILLIGAN
			So it was there too.

				MARY ANN
			What was there?

	Gilligan stands back up.

ZOOM IN TO CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN

				GILLIGAN
			Huh? Oh, maybe it was a traveling door-
			to-door salesman.

				MARY ANN
			On this island?

				GILLIGAN
			No, what I meant was maybe there was air 
			in your hot water tank!

				MARY ANN
			Gilligan we don't have a hot water tank.

				GILLIGAN
			Ah...what I meant was, air in your pipes!

				MARY ANN
			We don't have any pipes either!

				GILLIGAN
			Maybe you ought to have a talk with your 
			landlord.

				MARY ANN
			Oh Gilligan this is serious! We heard 
			some awfully strange noises in the night! 
			And Gilligan?

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah?

				MARY ANN
			Once when I got up and looked out the 
			window, I thought I saw...

				GILLIGAN
			DON'T say it!

	Ginger walks on camera and scares Gilligan nearly to 
	death.

PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT OF MARY ANN, GILLIGAN AND GINGER

				GILLIGAN
			Ahh! Ghooo!!
			Oh hi Ginger.

				GINGER
			Ah Mary Ann did you see the magazine I 
			was reading last night?

				MARY ANN
			Yeah I thought you left it on the table.

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE OF MARY ANN, GILLIGAN AND GINGER

				GINGER
			I thought so too.

				GILLIGAN
			Maybe it's under the table.

				GINGER
			Couldn't be.

				GILLIGAN
			Why not?

				GINGER
			The tables gone too.

				GILLIGAN
			That's why not all right!

				MARY ANN
			Ginger. I think Gilligan knows something.

				GILLIGAN
			I don't know anything about anything.

	Gilligan quickly walks off camera

				MARY ANN
			That's strange.

				GINGER
			What's strange? For Gilligan not to know 
			anything about anything is perfectly 
			normal.

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE CLEARING - DAY

	We see Mr. Howells bamboo polo pony wedged high up 
	in a tree.

				MR HOWELL
				(O.S.)
			Lovey I wonder how we're going to get 
			that thing down?

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			I mean it'll take an engineer...

	Gilligan walks on camera looking a little spaced 
	out.

				MR HOWELL
			Oh Gilligan.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh hi Mr. and Mrs. Howell.

				MRS HOWELL
			Is there something wrong Gilligan?

				MR HOWELL
			Yes...yes my boy you seem like you're in 
			another world.

ZOOM IN TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND MR HOWELL

				GILLIGAN
			Mr. Howell don't say that, I want to stay 
			here in this world.

				MR HOWELL
			Ha..ha..ha permission granted. HA!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Thurston you're so democratic.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			Lovey, Lovey watch your language! 
			Gilligan my boy there's something I want 
			to discuss with you.

				GILLIGAN
			Yes Mr. Howell?

				MR HOWELL
			I wish you'd stop from playing those 
			dreary little practical jokes.

				GILLIGAN
			Me? What kind of jokes?

				MR HOWELL
			Well like that like...like that!

CUT TO: POLO PONY IN TREE

				MR HOWELL
				 (O.S.)
			I mean the idea of putting my practice 
			polo pony way up in...

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND MR HOWELL

				CONTINUED
			...a tree like that.

				GILLIGAN
			I didn't do that Mr. Howell!

				MR HOWELL
			Well the polo pony didn't fly up there.

				GILLIGAN
			It might have!

				MR HOWELL
			It what!?

				GILLIGAN
			If it was a horse fly!

				MR HOWELL
			Gillian my boy you still want to stay in 
			this world!?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh Thurston you should scold him too for 
			doing that silly dance in our patio last 
			night. It wasn't at all funny.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			Oh wasn't it cold out there I mean, doing 
			that dance, dress only in a little white 
			night shirt?

				GILLIGAN
			Mr. Howell I didn't do any dance in your...

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				CONTINUED
				 (O.S.)
			...patio last night!

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh, well then it must have been somebody  
			else.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			Yes, but whom!?

				MRS HOWELL
			Whom?

				GILLIGAN
			I don't know, but it wasn't meem!

	Gilligan walks of camera leaving Mr. and Mrs. Howell 
	to figure out how to get the horse down.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Who.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL

PAN RIGHT WITH MR HOWELL TO MRS HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			You know Lovey my dear, we're going to 
			have a dickens of a time getting that 
			thing down, so, do be careful!

				MRS HOWELL
			Meem!? I!?

				MR HOWELL
			Oooo!

FADE TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY

	The skipper and professor are discussing the past 
	evenings spectral phenomenon as they pace together 
	side by side.

				SKIPPER
			What time did you say this was professor?

				PROFESSOR
			Shortly after eleven.

				SKIPPER
			Oh well then it couldn't have been 
			Gilligan or me cause we were both sound 
			asleep!

				PROFESSOR
			Both of you?

				SKIPPER
			Well...yes!

				PROFESSOR
			Well then a...if you were asleep, how could 
			you know that Gilligan was?

				SKIPPER
			Well because he told me when he woke up!

				PROFESSOR
			Well if Gilligan was asleep, how could he 
			know that you were?

				SKIPPER
			Well because I...uh...well, yes.
			If there's anything I can't stand its 
			logic!

				PROFESSOR
			Oh.  I should be able to figure out a 
			logical answer.

				SKIPPER
			A...what, sort of a sound was it?

				PROFESSOR
			Well, as I recall, it was a...a mournful 
			sort of a cry. Lets see, it was a...

	The professor lets out the same type of ghostly 
	moaning that Gilligan heard the night before.

				PROFESSOR
			oooOOooo oooOOooo...

CUT TO: EXT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY

	Gilligan is walking next to the hut as he hears what 
	he believes is...

				GILLIGAN
			The ghost!

	Gilligan, hearing the professor's ghostly moaning, 
	runs terrified to the hut's door. 

CUT TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY

	Gilligan comes running into the hut. The door hits 
	the professor, nearly knocking him over. Gilligan 
	hangs all over the skipper in total terror.

				GILLIGAN
			The ghost, the ghost it's after me it's 
			after me!

				PROFESSOR
			Gilligan it's only me!

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan for goodness sake!

	Gilligan has totally lost it and is yelling over the 
	top of the skipper and the professor. He even 
	launches himself into the ghostly moaning he heard.

				GILLIGAN
			OOOOooooo! OOOOoooooo! OOOoooooo!
			OooOooooo!

	The skipper and professor are trying to calm him 
	down. Gilligan continues to howl as we...

FADE TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - NIGHT

	Gilligan is pacing around the hut looking very 
	frightened. The skipper is lying in his hammock and 
	is getting aggravated with Gilligan. There's a 
	candle on the table acting as a night light for 
	Gilligan.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan. I am trying to get some sleep! 
			NOW can we turn out the light!

				GILLIGAN
			I can't go to bed, I'm not sleepy.

				SKIPPER
			Well then why don't you get yourself a 
			book? You know reading always puts you to 
			sleep.

				GILLIGAN
			OK.

	The skipper tries to go back to sleep as Gilligan 
	makes his way over to the table to get a book. He 
	picks up a book, stares at it for a moment and then 
	tosses it over his shoulder. The skipper hears him 
	and is now fully awake again.

				SKIPPER
			Now what!?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			I can't read I, lost my glasses.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			You don't WEAR glasses!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Then how do you expect me to read?

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			Oh Gilligan!

	Gilligan is trying to get the skipper physically out 
	of his hammock but the skipper won't budge.

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper, come on, lets go play some 
			checkers.

				SKIPPER
			I don't want to play checkers! I want to 
			go to sleep!

				GILLIGAN
			Let's play some cards! I'll let you win!

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan, I always win!

				GILLIGAN
			I'll let you lose!

				SKIPPER
			Will you put that light out!?

				GILLIGAN
			No sir skipper, when you're living on a 
			haunted island anything can happen!
	
				SKIPPER
			All right. All right, ALL RIGHT!

	The skipper gets out of his hammock.

				GILLIGAN
			I'll get the cards.

				SKIPPER
			No we're not going to play cards! We're 
			going to settle this ghost business right 
			here and now!

				GILLIGAN
			But skipper...

				SKIPPER
			No arguments!

	The skipper grabs Gilligan by the arm and drags him 
	to the hut's door.

				SKIPPER
			Now I want you to go outside. And I don't 
			want you to come back in until you've 
			counted to ten!

				GILLIGAN
			But it's dark out there!

				SKIPPER
			Go out and count to ten!

				GILLIGAN
			Can I count to ten by fives!?

				SKIPPER
			No Gilligan! 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Fours?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			No! By ones! One, two, three, four, 
			five,...

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				CONTINUED
				(O.S.)
			...six, seven eight nine TEN!

				GILLIGAN
			I can count faster than that! 
			OnetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineTEN!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan, outside!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

	Gilligan reluctantly goes outside.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

	Gilligan immediately comes back inside and yells.

				GILLIGAN
			TEN!

				SKIPPER
			Outside!

	Once more Gilligan goes outside and starts to count. 
	The skipper puts on a white sheet over himself and 
	takes up a ghostly stance. Gilligan comes back in 
	the hut and sees the skipper.

			     SKIPPER/GHOST
			Helloooo Gilligan!

				GILLIGAN
			Hi skipper!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER WEARING SHEET

				SKIPPER
			Well Gilligan how does it feel to be 
			cured? You walked right into the front of 
			a ghost and you weren't even scared!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			I knew you weren't a ghost! A ghost 
			doesn't wear a sheet stamped SS Minnow!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER WEARING SHEET

	The skipper takes off the sheet and is getting 
	frustrated.

				SKIPPER
			We're going to cure this ghost thing 
			right now! Anybody in their right mind 
			knows...

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				CONTINUED
				 (O.S.)
			...that there's no such thing as a...ga...eg...

	We can see what the skippers sees. Out of the 
	window, we see a ghostly apparition float through 
	the clearing outside his hut.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			...ah...

	The skipper faints at the sight of the ghost. 
	Gillian doesn't see the ghost and doesn't understand 
	why the skipper fainted.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN, SKIPPER IS OUT OF FRAME

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper! What happened? Skipper?
			I'll revive you, I'll revive you!

	Gilligan runs out of the hut to get some water as 
	the skipper is picking himself up off the ground.

	Gilligan comes back with a bucket of water and looks 
	for the skipper who's no longer on the floor.

PULL BACK TO: MEDIUM SHOT

				GILLIGAN
			Where'd you go?
			Oh, there you are.

PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN TO SKIPPER

	The skipper is sitting at the table looking rather 
	shaken. Gilligan pours the bucket of water on him 
	even though the skippers already awake. The skipper 
	is not too pleased with Gilligan as...

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF HUT'S DOOR

	Mary Ann, Ginger , Mr. and Mrs. Howell coming 
	running into the hut.

				MARY ANN
			Oh skipper! I'm not going to sleep in 
			that hut another minute!

				GINGER
			It's haunted!

PULL BACK TO: WIDE SHOT - GROUP

				MR HOWELL
			The whole island is haunted!

				MRS HOWELL
			Skipper you'll have to put us up for the 
			night!

				SKIPPER
			Well but I...

				GILLIGAN
			We only have two hammocks!

PAN RIGHT WITH MR HOWELL TO HAMMOCK

				MR HOWELL
			Oh...only well! I've got mine!

				SKIPPER
			Just a minute Mr. Howell!

	Mary Ann, Ginger, the skipper and Mrs. Howell all 
	race after Mr. Howell for the hammocks at once. They 
	all verbally claim the hammock for themselves in an 
	ad-lib fashion. They all try to climb into the lower 
	hammock as it sags to the ground. Gilligan makes it 
	into his hammock with no competition. The rest 
	continue to fight for the hammock. 

				MR HOWELL
			A Howell is sleeping! A Howell is 
			sleeping!

	With everyone trying to get into the lower hammock, 
	it finally gives way and collapses leaving a pile of 
	bodies. Gilligan all ready in his hammock is amused.

				GILLIGAN
			Good night everybody!

	Gilligan puts his hat over his face as we...

FADE TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - DAY

	The castaways have gathered seated around the table 
	listening to the professor who is trying to find an 
	explanation for the strange sightings.

				PROFESSOR
			I just know there's got to be a logical 
			answer.

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah but does the ghost know!?

				SKIPPER
			Quiet Gilligan. Go on professor.

PAN RIGHT WITH PROFESSOR TO MARY ANN AND GINGER

				PROFESSOR
			All right we all think we've seen a 
			ghost. But could it have been say a, a 
			patch of fog?

				GINGER
			Didn't look like fog to me.

				MARY ANN
			Me either!

				PROFESSOR
			All right, what about a cloud? Or a white 
			sheet?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER

	Gilligan is shaking his head no.

				SKIPPER
			Well I think it's possible professor.

	The skipper looks at Gilligan who now is shaking his 
	head yes.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, GINGER AND PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Girls, have either of you notice a sheet 
			missing?

				MARY ANN
			Come to think of it, there is a sheet 
			missing.

				GINGER
			It was gone from the clothesline a few 
			days ago!

				PROFESSOR
			And that was just about the time our 
			ghost showed up. Perhaps that sheet blew 
			off the line. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			Why certainly! And it's been blowing 
			around ever since! That's what we've all 
			seen just a plain old sheet! Right 
			Gilligan!?

				GILLIGAN
			Right skipper. A sheet with arms and legs 
			and a voice that goes ooOOOOOOOOoooo!

				SKIPPER
			Stop that!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN, GINGER AND PROFESSOR

	The girls and professor don't agree with Gilligan 
	and start ad-libbing their opinions together.

				PROFESSOR
			It's gotta be a sheet.

				GINGER
			It's a sheet it has to be a sheet.

				MARY ANN
			It's the only logical explanation

	The group settles down a bit.

PULL BACK TO: WIDE SHOT - GROUP

				PROFESSOR
			Therefore, find the sheet and I think 
			you'll have your ghost.

	Everyone but Gilligan and the skipper get up and 
	leave the clearing to locate the sheet. Gilligan is 
	the only one that's sure it's not a sheet and is 
	still frightened.

ZOOM IN TO CLOSE SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER

				GILLIGAN
			      (TO SKIPPER)
			I'll go with you.

				SKIPPER
			No Gilligan, I think we can cover more 
			ground separately. 

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper if I see that sheet first, I 
			won't be covering ground, the ground will 
			be covering me!

				SKIPPER
			Yes, or I'LL be covering you!

FLIP TO: EXT - JUNGLE - DAY

	Gilligan is walking up a path towards the camera and 
	stops at a close up shot. He's searching the jungle 
	for the sheet, when once again out of nowhere, comes 
	the mournfully eerie cry of the ghost. 

				GILLIGAN
			Did I hear somebody? I thought I heard 
			somebody!

				GHOST
				(O.S.)
			You, no, hear, no, body.

				GILLIGAN
			Well that's good.

				GHOST
				(O.S.)
			You, only, hear, GhOST!

				GILLIGAN
			Ghost!?

				GHOST
				(O.S.)
			Me! I, am, ghost.

PULL BACK AND PAN RIGHT WITH GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Are you a, good, good ghost, or, bad bad 
			ghost?

				GHOST
				(O.S.)
			Goooood ghost.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh. Then how come you scare people?

				GHOST
				(O.S.)
			Because people scare me! That is why you 
			must all get off, ghost's island!

				GILLIGAN
			Yes sir Mr. ghost I...I, we...we didn't know 
			it was your island but, we have no way to 
			get off.

				GHOST
				(O.S.)
			You find way! You must all leave! And 
			soon! Ooooooooooo...

	The ghost continues it's eerie moaning as Gilligan 
	turns to run away. 

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - MEDIUM SHOT

				GILLIGAN
				(QUIETLY)
			Skipper! Skipper! I found the ghost! I 
			found the...

	He turns and runs smack into the ghost. He panics 
	and takes off a high speed through the jungle as we...

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - WIDE SHOT

	Gilligan is running at full speed towards the 
	lagoon.

CUT TO: EXT - LAGOON BEACH - DAY

WIDE SHOT

	The skipper is standing looking at a long boat that 
	has mysteriously shown up on the lagoon's North 
	beach. 

				GILLIGAN
				(O.S.)
			Skipper! Skipper skipper! 

	Gilligan comes running into the clearing near the 
	lagoon and sees the skipper.

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper!

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER, GILLIGAN AND BOAT

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan little buddy I've got great 
			news!

				GILLIGAN
			Later skipper, we got to get off the 
			island! If we only had a boat!

	Gilligan finally notices the boat on the beach.

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper! Oh we found a boat!!

				SKIPPER
			Yeah I know! 

	The skipper is holding a note found that he found in 
	the boat. Gilligan gets in the boat as we...

ZOOM IN TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			And listen to this Gilligan! Boat has all 
			the things you need for long trip. Take 
			it, it is for you. Signed your friend, 
			the ghost!

WHIP PAN TO: CLOSE UP OF GHOST IN FLOWING WHITE SHEET

	The ghost is standing, arms outstretched, as it lets 
	out one last mournful wail as we...


								FADE OUT





				ACT TWO

FADE IN

EXT - LAGOON - DAY

WIDE SHOT 

	The skipper is sitting on the stern of the boat with 
	Gilligan at his side.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan we've got everything we need! 
			Food, water, compass!

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				SKIPPER
			Everything to help us sail home!

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah after all this time on the island 
			it'll feel good to be on dry land again.

				SKIPPER
			Yes!
			Gilligan, this IS dry land.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah but it's surrounded by wet!

				SKIPPER
			Oh never mind. Now lets get up to the 
			others and tell'em about the boat.
			Just can't get over the fact that a ghost 
			gave us a boat.

				GILLIGAN
			Well maybe he didn't.

				SKIPPER
			He what!?

				GILLIGAN
			Maybe it's a GHOST ship. Maybe it's not 
			really here!

				SKIPPER
			Well of course it's really here! Can't 
			you see it!?

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah, but maybe we only THINK we can see 
			it.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

	Gilligan touches the boat.

				GILLIGAN
			It feels like a boat.

				SKIPPER
			It IS a boat Gilligan! Now I'll go up and 
			tell the Howells and the professor. You 
			go up and tell Mary Ann and Ginger.  

				GILLIGAN
			OK skipper.

				SKIPPER
			Oh and tell'em that the boats gonna be 
			crowded so we only carry what we need.

				GILLIGAN
			Only carry what we need.

				SKIPPER
			That's right, tell the girls no 
			souvenirs.

				GILLIGAN
			No souvenirs.

				SKIPPER
			Tell'em to come down here with their bare 
			essentials.

				GILLIGAN
			Bare essentials yeah.

	Gilligan thinks for a second.

				GILLIGAN
			They're WHAT!?

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan will you get up there and tell 
			them about the boat!! Tell them to come 
			down here with their bare essentials!!

				GILLIGAN
			OK, but I sure hope they don't catch 
			cold!

FADE TO: INT - GINGER AND MARY ANN'S HUT - DAY

	Gilligan is in the girls hut and has told them of 
	the boat left by the ghost. Ginger is sitting 
	looking at herself in a hand mirror while Mary Ann 
	is standing, listening to Gilligan.

				GILLIGAN
			Whenever you're ready we can leave.

				GINGER
			Gilligan you're sure that you and skipper 
			saw the a...boat didn't you?

				GILLIGAN
			Uh...huh we both touched it to make sure it 
			was real.

				MARY ANN
			Oh in that case I'll be packed in five 
			minutes!

				GILLIGAN
			Oh wait a minute! Aren't you scared to go 
			on a boat that's been left by a ghost!?

				GINGER
			Oh Gilligan if a witch came on this 
			island I'd fight her for the broom!

				GILLIGAN
			And another thing, the skipper told me to 
			tell everybody else including you, to 
			bring your um...bare essentials.

				GINGER
			I'd be happy to.

				MARY ANN
			Me too.

				GILLIGAN
			Oh, ok I'll keep my eyes closed.

	Gilligan makes a quick exit from their hut as Ginger 
	and Mary Ann are left with a confused look on their 
	face.

FLIP TO: INT - MR AND MRS HOWELL'S HUT - DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND MR AND MRS HOWELL

	The skipper is in the Howell's hut, and has told 
	them of the boat left by the ghost.

				SKIPPER
			So, as soon as possible we'll set sail.

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh dear, there won't be anybody to meet 
			us at the dock!

				MR HOWELL
			No, unless we're met by royalty, we just, 
			won't leave that's all!

				SKIPPER
			Stay behind!

	The skipper makes for the door as Mr. Howell grabs 
	him by the arm to stop him.

				MR HOWELL
			We'll GO! We'll GO!! He's so impetuous! 
			So big too!

ZOOM IN ON SKIPPER AND MR HOWELL

				SKIPPER
			Now look, it's a small boat so don't take 
			anything accept what you absolutely need.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh I never go anywhere without my furs 
			and jewelry.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND MR HOWELL

				SKIPPER
			I told you only the essentials!

				MR HOWELL
			Eh...eh...I'll handle this I'll handle this. 
			Eh...captain suppose I were to make a 
			rather small donation to the sailors 
			fund?

				SKIPPER
			Oh Mr. Howell...

				MR HOWELL
			A large donation.

				SKIPPER
			No.

				MR HOWELL
			I'll buy it! Then they could...

				SKIPPER
			For the last time, no no NO!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			That sounds rather definite.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			All right, we'll just have to get along 
			with these two little kits that's all.

	Mr. Howell is pointing to two large trunks.

				SKIPPER
			Oh come on Mr. Howell. There's nothing in 
			those trunks that we actually need for 
			survival!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Well there most certainly is! There's my 
			fox and my leopard and my chinchilla and 
			my mink and my sable...

				MR HOWELL
			My money!

				SKIPPER
			One more word and I leave you!

	The skipper turns and walks off camera as Mr. Howell 
	is just about to continue the argument. Mrs. Howell 
	steps in and physically closes MR. Howells mouth.

				MRS HOWELL
			Thurston!

FADE TO: EXT - MR AND MRS HOWELL'S HUT - DAY

	The skipper and Gilligan are walking next to the 
	Howell's hut, and stop near the communal table as 
	they wait for the other castaways to arrive.

				SKIPPER
			What's taking everybody so long?

				GILLIGAN
			Maybe nobody wants to leave.

				SKIPPER
			Well of course everybody's anxious to 
			leave Gilligan!

				GILLIGAN
			I'm not.

				SKIPPER
			Well certainly! Everybody wants to get 
			back to civilization!

				GILLIGAN
			I had fun here!

				SKIPPER
			But, Gilligan there'll be people on the 
			streets!

				GILLIGAN
			And pushing and shoving.

				SKIPPER
			And restaurants!

				GILLIGAN
			Waiting for a table.

				SKIPPER
			And you'll get PAID for a days work!

				GILLIGAN
			Who cares about money!?

				MR HOWELL
				 (O.S.)
			Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 

	Mr. Howell hears the last of the conversation as he 
	walks on camera carrying a heavy suitcase.

PULL BACK TO: WIDE SHOT

				MR HOWELL
			Who said a dirty word!? Who doesn't care 
			about money!?

				SKIPPER
			Oh please Mr. Howell! I said no luggage!

				MR HOWELL
			This is not my luggage, this is my 
			wallet!

				GILLIGAN
			Mrs. Howell, you sure got fat fast!

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh I haven't gained an ounce.

	Gilligan inspects Mrs. Howells multi-layered fur 
	coat.

				GILLIGAN
			Funny looking coat! It's got fox down to 
			here and leopard down to there and 
			chinchilla down to there!

				MRS HOWELL
			Thurston, do I have to take them off!?

				MR HOWELL
			Not by the hair of your chinny chin 
			chilla!

	Ginger and Mary Ann arrive at the clearing carrying 
	only a couple of small cases.

PAN RIGHT WITH SKIPPER TO GINGER AND MARY ANN

				SKIPPER
			Oh there you are girls!

				MARY ANN
			Is it all right if we each take a bag?

				SKIPPER
			Well yes but I...well I wished you'd share 
			just one.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN

				GINGER
			Oh honestly skipper we just took what we 
			needed.

				MARY ANN
			Oh just the bare necessities.

				GINGER
			Lipstick, rouge, eye shadow, mascara...

				MARY ANN
			Hair rollers, hair spray, nail polish and 
			eye liner.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper, they forgot the bare essentials, 
			if you'll excuse me girls.

				MR HOWELL
				 (O.S.)
			Eh..lets get going shall we.

	The professor arrives with a concern of his own.
		
				PROFESSOR
			Sorry, but we are not going anywhere.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Oh Thurston did you hear that? He said 
			we're not going anywhere.

				MR HOWELL
			Oh well these eggheads, they never say 
			what they mean.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			I said exactly what I meant. We are not 
			going!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER, MARY ANN AND GINGER

				SKIPPER
			But professor you must be kidding!

				GINGER
			Oh we got the boat and everything!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Unfortunately, I am very suspicious. 
			There is something rotten in Denmark!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			What do we care, we don't go anywhere 
			near Denmark!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MRS HOWELL
			Thurston you're right, they don't say 
			what they mean.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Now consider this. First someone tries to 
			frighten us off the island. Then when 
			they discover we can't leave, they 
			provide us with a boat! Why!?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			I know, so we can leave! Lets go 
			everybody!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			Ah don't you see Gilligan, it's a traup.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			No it's not a traup it's a boat! We 
			touched it and felt it!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER, MARY ANN AND GINGER

PAN LEFT WITH SKIPPER TO GILLIGAN AND PROFESSOR

				SKIPPER
			But, come to think of it, we haven't 
			sailed in it. Maybe this ghost not only 
			wants us off the island, maybe he wants 
			us dead!

				PROFESSOR
			That is a strong possibility!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN AND GINGER

				MARY ANN
			Well why would he want a thing like 
			that!?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			I'm not sure what his motive is, but just 
			to be on the safe side, I propose we send 
			the boat out first with a dummy aboard.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Oh no! Oh no! I'm not going out there 
			alone!

				SKIPPER
				 (O.S.)
			Gilligan stop that!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN AND GINGER

				GINGER
			But what if it's safe!?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR

				PROFESSOR
			Well in that case, we retrieve the boat 
			and sail for home.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN AND GINGER

				MARY ANN
			Oh but if he's watching and there's only 
			one dummy on board!?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER, GILLIGAN AND PROFESSOR

				GILLIGAN
			Oh NO! I said I...

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan!!

				PROFESSOR
			We will use seven dummies, one resembling 
			each of us.

CUT TO: CLSOE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			You might say, real dead ringers! 
			Ah..he..ha..ha By George I made a funny one!

FLIP TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY

CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND DUMMY

	Gilligan is working on his dummy for the boat. 

PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN TO SKIPPER

	The skipper keeps trying to fit different size 
	coconuts in his hat.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan I can't seem to find a coconut 
			that's big enough for my cap.

				GILLIGAN
			You should a gone to the other side of 
			the island and got a jumbo size one.

	Gilligan is stuffing the pants of the skipper's 
	dummy with large quantities of jungle grass.

				SKIPPER
			I don't think that's very funny.

				GILLIGAN
			All I meant was, you're a big guy, and, 
			you got a big head...

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan!

				GILLIGAN
			...and a big heart.

	Gilligan grabs more jungle grass from a table.

				SKIPPER
			Thank you. Well, never mind Gilligan. 
			I'll...I'll end up using a gourd I guess.

	The skipper finally sees Gilligan stuffing the pants 
	of his dummy.

				SKIPPER
			Eh...what is it you're doing?

				GILLIGAN
			Making you!

				SKIPPER
			That's supposed to be me!?

				GILLIGAN
			Only the bottom half.

	Gilligan grabs more grass.

				SKIPPER
			Come on Gilligan I'm not this big!

				GILLIGAN
		Well skipper you said to make it life 
			like remember? 

	Again he stuffs in some grass.

				SKIPPER
			But I'm not that big Gilligan!

				GILLIGAN
			Sure you are.

	The skipper takes out the grass that Gilligan puts 
	in.

				SKIPPER
			I am not!

	What the skipper takes out, Gilligan puts back in.

				GILLIGAN
			Sure you are.

				SKIPPER
			I AM not Gilligan!

				GILLIGAN
			Sure you are.

	Gilligan is still stuff the grass in the pants.

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan for goodness sakes I'm not that 
			big!

	The skipper is trying to remove the grass as is 
	fighting to keep it in.

				GILLIGAN
			Yes you are skipper!

				SKIPPER
			I AM NOT Gilligan!!

	The skipper continues to try and take it out.

				GILLIGAN
			Yes you are skipper.

				SKIPPER
			I am not!

	The skipper hits Gilligan with his hat as they 
	continue to wrestles with the grass as we...

CUT TO: INT - GINGER AND MARY ANN'S HUT - DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF MARY ANN, PROFESSOR, GINGER AND DUMMY

	The professor is with the girls as they work on 
	their dummies as well.

				PROFESSOR
			Well girls, how do they look?

				GINGER
			Oh, we never could have done them 
			ourselves professor!

				PROFESSOR
			Well, fortunately I happen to know a 
			little something about the construction 
			of manikins.

				MARY ANN
			Ginger, don't you think I'd look better 
			in my red gingham dress?

				GINGER
			Definitely, brighter colors are much 
			better at night.

				PROFESSOR
			Girls that's not important.

				GINGER
			Well you know, and I'd look much better 
			in my a, beaded beige.

				PROFESSOR
			But these are the clothes you picked out!

				MARY ANN
			We changed our mind!

				GINGER
			We wouldn't be caught dead in these 
			things!

				PROFESSOR
			Well that's just exactly what might 
			happen.

				GINGER
			Well professor, even if we're dummies we 
			have to look right.

	The professor gives up arguing.

				PROFESSOR
			All right, ALL right!

	Mary Ann and Ginger start to unbutton the clothes on 
	their dummies. 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR, GINGER AND DUMMY

	The professor watches on as Ginger is about to 
	undress the dummy. She notices him watching.

				GINGER
			Professor. Tst..tst..tst..tst

	The professor realizes the problem and covers his 
	eyes.
			
				PROFESSOR
			Oh! Good heavens forgive me!

FLIP TO: INT - MR AND MRS HOWELL'S HUT - DAY

MEDIUM SHOT OF THE MR AND MRS HOWELL DUMMIES

PULL BACK TO: WIDE SHOT OF MR AND MRS HOWELL AND DUMMIES
	
	Mr. and Mrs. Howell are stuffing their dummies with 
	money. Mr. Howell's dummy is dressed in a tuxedo and 
	top hat while Mrs. Howell's dummy is dress in a pink 
	pants suit with blue hat.

				MRS HOWELL
			Darling I'm all out of hundreds.

				MR HOWELL
			Ah...a good, then use these fifties my 
			dear.

				MRS HOWELL
			Fifty!? Oh dear no! 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL AND HER DUMMY

				MRS HOWELL
			Then I'd be lopsided. I've stuffed this 
			sleeve with hundreds.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL AND HIS DUMMY

				MR HOWELL
			Ah...ah...I'll give you a check to make up 
			the difference.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL 

	Mrs. Howell looks out the door,

				MRS HOWELL
			Darling look. 

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT - GROUP

				MRS HOWELL
			The others are headed for the lagoon.

				MR HOWELL
			Well let's join them!

				MRS HOWELL
			All right, I'll ask the skipper to carry 
			the dummies.

				MR HOWELL
			The skipper!? Please! I wouldn't even let 
			my own mother carry these!

				MRS HOWELL
			Hmm, you're right.

	The Howell's start to pick up their dummies as we...

FLIP TO: EXT - LAGOON - EVENING

	The skipper and Gilligan are present and a dummy 
	representing each of them has been positioned in the 
	boat. The skipper and Gilligan push the boat out 
	into the lagoon.

	As it sails away, Gilligan gets sentimental.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER

				GILLIGAN
			Aloha oi, aloha oi...

CUT TO: BOAT PASSING BY IN LAGOON

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

	The skipper looks as if he's getting sentimental as 
	well, then snaps out of it.

				SKIPPER
			Oh Gilligan! That is not necessary! Now 
			come on lets go find the others.

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - NIGHT

	We see the ghost in his sheet standing by.

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT - BOAT IN LAGOON PASSING BY

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP

	All the castaways are hiding in the jungle near the 
	lagoon watching the boat pass by.

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF BOAT IN LAGGON PASSING BY

CUT TO PREVIOUS SHOT

				PROFESSOR
			There it goes.

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah!

				SKIPPER 
			If anything gonna happen, it should 
			happen soon.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR AND MR HOWELL

				PROFESSOR
			Shhhh! He should be along any minute.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah!

CUT TO: CLOS EUP OF SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan, can't you ever say no?

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN


				GILLIGAN
			Yeah!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR AND MR HOWELL

				MR HOWELL
			It doesn't look as if anything gonna 
			happen.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN

				GILLIGAN
			Yeah!...No!

CUT TO: WIDE SHOT OF BOAT IN LAGOON

	The boat explodes in a shower of flame and debris.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP

	The explosion lights up the castaway's faces.

CUT TO: DUMMIES AND DEBRIS FLOATING IN LAGOON

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE CLEARING - NIGHT

	The ghost is standing in the clearing and removes 
	the flowing white sheet to reveal a man dressed in 
	black with a two-way radio. He sits on a large rock 
	and extends the antenna of his radio.

				GHOST
			Calling W 9. You there?

				RADIO
			I AM HERE, GO AHEAD.

				GHOST
			We can now claim island.

				RADIO
			SQUATTERS ARE DEAD?

CUT TO: BURNING BOAT IN LAGOON

				GHOST
				(O.S.)
			Very dead.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF CASTAWAYS

				SKIPPER
			You were right professor!

				PROFESSOR
			Who ever did this thinks we are now dead, 
			right? All right then...

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE - GROUP

				CONTINUED
 			...we'll BE dead!

				GILLIGAN
			Oh no not again, we just got finished 
			being blown all to pieces!

				PROFESSOR
			We are going to fight that ghost on his 
			own ground.

				GILLIGAN
			The cemetery!? Oh no not me!

				PROFESSOR
			Oh no. All we have to do is round up 
			seven sheets. All right everybody lets 
			go!

				MR HOWELL
			Seven sheets?

				MRS HOWELL
			Sheets. Oh I know what the sheets are 
			for.

	The castaways all walk off, heading back to their 
	huts.

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - NIGHT

	The ghost is still talking with his accomplice on 
	the radio.

				GHOST
			Other powers must now deal with us for 
			off shore oil rights. You come?

				RADIO
			I WILL GET THE BOAT STARTED AT ONCE.

CUT TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - NIGHT

	The castaways are all gathered in the hut clearing 
	wearing white sheets looking like ghosts themselves.

				PROFESSOR
			Now you all know what to do.
			Scatter and move in and out and around 
			the huts. All right! 

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN

				PROFESSOR
				 (O.S.)
				Move out!

	The castaways start to leave as Gilligan and the 
	skipper put on their hats. The skipper leaves but 
	Gilligan is slow to follow.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND PROFESSOR

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP
 
	Gilligan starts to go the wrong way and is grabbed 
	by the professor.

				GILLIGAN
			Yah! The ghosts got me!

				PROFESSOR
			Gilligan it's me, the professor!

				GILLIGAN
			Oh.

				PROFESSOR
			Come on, get a move on!

	Gilligan is now heading in the right direction and 
	howling like the ghost.

				GILLIGAN
			OoOOOooo  OOOOoooo...


CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - NIGHT

MEDIUM SHOT OF GHOST

	The ghost is still talking on the radio.

				GHOST
			All right, I wait until tomorrow.

				RADIO
			BY THEN, ENGINE WILL BE FIXED AND I COME 
			AFTER YOU. YOU HAVE PLACE TO SLEEP?

				GHOST
			I sleep in huts. Corps cold, but beds 
			still warm! Ha..ha..ha..ha!

	The ghost hears something.

				GHOST
			Wait. 

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - NIGHT

	We see only the empty jungle.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GHOST

				GHOST
			I hear something.

				RADIO
			WHAT YOU HEAR?

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - NIGHT

	We see a couple of the castaways as ghosts, walking 
	and bumping into each other in the jungle.

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GHOST

				GHOST
			A feet step!

				RADIO
			A FEET STEP?

				GHOST
			Others all dead. Must be new intruder on 
			island. I scare him away too.

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - NIGHT

	We see Mr. And Mrs. Howell wearing their sheets, 
	walking through the jungle. 

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GHOST

	The man in black puts his sheet back on and starts 
	to walk off camera.

CUT TO; HIGH WIDE SHOT - LAGOON - NIGHT

	We see all the castaways in their sheets walking 
	along the pathway near the lagoon.

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE - NIGHT

WIDE SHOT OF GHOST MOVING THROUGH JUNGLE

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE CLEARING - NIGHT - WIDE SHOT

	The castaways are seen gliding around the jungle 
	clearing as they make ghostly moans and mournful 
	wails.

CUT TO: EXT - JUNGLE CLEARING - NIGHT 

MEDIUM SHOT OF LOG IN CLEARING

	The skipper and Gilligan walk on camera in their 
	sheets. The skipper takes off his sheet and is 
	obviously tired and winded. They both sit down on a 
	log to rest.

				GILLIGAN
			I don't see anything do you?

				SKIPPER
			No. You know why you don't?

				GILLIGAN
			No why?

				SKIPPER
			Cause you got a sheet over your head.

	Gilligan pulls the sheet off his head.

				SKIPPER
			There goes one of us!

CUT TO: GHOST MOVING THROUGH CLEARING

	It's not one of the castaways as the ghost lets out 
	a loud and haunting howl.

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER ON LOG

				SKIPPER
			Gilligan it's the...It's the Gh...gh...gh...

				GILLIGAN
			Ghost.

				SKIPPER
			...ghost! Yeah!

				GILLIGAN
			Ghost!

	Gilligan and the skipper try to get up but fall 
	backwards off the log.

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE CLEARING – NIGHT

WIDE SHOT - GROUP

	We still see the other castaways moving slowly 
	through the area moaning and making eerie sounds.

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE – NIGHT

MEDIUM SHOT OF GHOST

	The ghost stops and sees the other apparitions. He 
	pulls the sheet off his head for a better look.

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE CLEARING – NIGHT

WIDE SHOT - GROUP

	We see the spirited castaways still moving and 
	moaning in the jungle clearing.
	
CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

	The ghost is truly frightened and gets back on the 
	radio.

				GHOST
			W 9! Listen quick! 

				RADIO
			I LISTEN.

				GHOST
			This island...

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE CLEARING – NIGHT

WIDE SHOT - GROUP

	The castaways still moving and wail through the 
	jungle.

				GHOST
				(O.S.)
			...she's crazy!

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE – NIGHT

CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GHOST

				GHOST
			Pic...pick me up hurry!

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE CLEARING – NIGHT

WIDE SHOT - GROUP

	The castaways are still moving around the clearing. 
	The skipper looks over and sees the ghost off 
	camera.

				SKIPPER
			Ep...Everybody! There he is!

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

				GHOST
			Oh, Never mind! I pick YOU up!!

CUT TO: EXT – JUNGLE CLEARING – NIGHT

WIDE SHOT – GROUP

				GILLIGAN
			Get him!

				SKIPPER
			Get him quick!

	The castaways take off in the ghost's direction.

CUT TO: EXT – LAGOON – NIGHT

WIDE SHOT 

	The ghost runs on camera and dives into the lagoon. 
	He starts swimming for his life. 

CUT TO: EXT – LAGOON CLEARING – NIGHT

MEDIUM SHOT – GROUP

		
	The castaways watch the ghost from the bushes near 
	the lagoon...

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

	The ghost is now doing the backstroke as he swims 
	away as we...

								FADE OUT







				EPILOG
FADE IN

INT – SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT – DAY

	The skipper is in the hut working on the ropes of 
	his hammock when Gilligan enters carrying a load of 
	wet clothes in a small basket.

				GILLIGAN
			Hi skipper. Guess what I found down at 
			the lagoon? 

				SKIPPER
			What Gilligan?

				GILLIGAN
			Some of our clothes from the dummies.

				SKIPPER
			Oh fine. Just leave 'em there on the 
			table, I'll have Mary Ann rinse the salt 
			water out of 'em after I finish this.

	Gilligan drops the pile of clothes on the table.

				GILLIGAN
			Ok.

	Gilligan goes over to the skipper.

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER

				SKIPPER
			Oh boy, am I gonna sleep tonight now that 
			our friend the ghost is gone!

				GILLIGAN
			Me too. Things were getting pretty spooky 
			around here.

				SKIPPER
			Yeah.


	Gilligan's eye catches something off camera and he 
	gets frightened. He moves closer to the skipper and 
	then behind him for protection.

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper?

				SKIPPER
			Yes?

				GILLIGAN
			Skipper!? Your shirt! It's haunted! The 
			ghost haunted your shirt!

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF CLOTHES ON TABLE

	The clothes seem alive as they move slowing along 
	the table.

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

	The skipper is not afraid and goes to the table as 
	Gilligan looks on.

CUT TO: NEW ANGLE

 
	The skipper picks up the clothes to reveal...

CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF TABLE 

	...a large turtle crawling along.

CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT

ZOOM IN FOR CLOSE UP OF GILLIAN AND SKIPPER

	The skipper picks up the turtle and shows Gilligan 
	who now looks relieved and a little embarrassed.

				SKIPPER
			Ha...ha...ha...ha, Gilligan little buddy, 
			you're too much!

	The skipper thrusts the turtle in Gilligan's face to 
	scare him one more time. Gilligan looks embarrassed 
	and the skipper laughs as we...


								FADE OUT


				END CREDITS

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
"Ghost a GO GO"   
Rev.  03/24/66