GILLIGAN'S ISLAND Good Night, Sweet Skipper By Dick Conway and Roland MacLane October 17, 1964 TEASER FADE IN EXT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - NIGHT - CREDITS OVERLAY CUT TO: CLOSE UP - EXT - HUT DOOR - LOW SHOT We see the lower half of the bamboo door as it opens and only the lower half of the bare foot skipper is seen walking outside the hut. PAN UP: FULL VIEW The skipper is in a zombie like state. His arms are held out in front of him as he walks along. He almost walks in to several things, but veers away at the last second. He starts to mumble. SKIPPER Ehhh.Guadal Canal.ehhh. CUT TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLILGAN'S HUT - NIGHT CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN IN HAMMOCK We see Gilligan peacefully asleep in his hammock as the skipper is heard from off screen. SKIPPER (O.S.) Sub chaser three oh seven calling squadron command. Do you read me? Come in squadron command come in. We are under heavy enemy attack. Await you instructions. Gilligan has been awakened by the skippers talking and is still half asleep. SKIPPER (O.S.) Bandits at ten o'clock! Look out! Hit the deck! Gilligan immediately rolls out of the hammock and onto the ground in response. SKIPPER (O.S.) Hewww.that was a close one. GILLIGAN You're telling me! SKIPPER (O.S.) Are you ok lieutenant? Gilligan stands up under his hammock and has it draped over his head. GILLIGAN Yeah. Lieutenant? Gilligan wonders where the skipper is and why he's talking funny. GILLIGAN Skipper? Gilligan gets hung up in his hammock as he tries to make his way outside. He proceeds to shrug off the hammock and head for the door. CUT TO: EXT - LAGOON CLEARING - NIGHT The skipper is seen standing near the lagoon, still in a trance as he barks out orders. SKIPPER Transmitter's been knocked out sir! We'll have to convert the receiver! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan has a confused look on his face as he listens to the skipper. SKIPPER (O.S.) Harris, give me that radio manual! CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan walks on camera toward the skipper. The skipper takes an imaginary book and starts to read. SKIPPER Connect remaining circuits by plugging. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN (CONTINUED) .in to.radio frequency located at the right side of the antenna lead. The skipper yells out to an imaginary officer. SKIPPER Ready to convert the radio into a transmitter Lieutenant! Aye, aye sir! Evens, hold this book. Gilligan waves his hand in front of the skipper's eyes and gets no response. SKIPPER Give me a screwdriver Ferguson! Quick man a screwdriver! The skipper reaches over to Gilligan and grabs his hand. Gilligan extends his index finger. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan stares in disbelief as the skipper manipulates his hand into a screwdriver. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT SKIPPER Now give me the wire cutters! WIRE CUTTERS! Gilligan once again is the tool. He hands the skipper his hand with the index and middle fingers in a V shape to look like cutters. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER Skipper looks at Gilligan's hand as pair of wire cutters and sets to work. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER - LOW VIEW The skipper takes the "cutters" and makes several imaginary cuts. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan looks on with a bit of curiosity. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN SKIPPER Ready to transmit sir! The skipper then looks up in the night sky and reacts. SKIPPER Dive-bombers at twelve O'clock! Jump Men! CUT TO: WIDE SHOT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Aye, aye sir! Gilligan, trained in the Navy, leaps for cover into the lagoon. SKIPPER Run for your lives! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GILLIGAN SWIMMING IN LAGOON CUT TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - NIGHT After the mock attack, the skipper slips back into his catatonic state and makes his way back to the hut. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN IN LAGOON CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT The skipper, with outstretch arms makes it back to the hut. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN IN LAGOON Gilligan has a sour look on his face as we. FLIP TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - NIGHT Gilligan enters the hut and makes his way over to the sleeping skipper and stands over him. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Water from his soaked hat drips heavily. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER IN HAMMOCK We see water dripping onto the skipper's face waking him up. SKIPPER Gilligan! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan, soaking wet is just staring at the skipper. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT SKIPPER you're soaking wet! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I know, the lagoon's full of water. SKIPPER What were you doing in the lagoon? GILLIGAN You pushed me overboard when the dive- bombers came at us. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER SKIPPER What dive-bombers!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN The dive-bombers you were dreamin about! I'd just given you some tools to fix the radio. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER SKIPPER Tools!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Yeah! Gilligan displays his "tools" to the skipper. GILLIGAN This a screwdriver, and these pair of wire cutters. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER GILLIGAN (O.S.) Boy you had a real nightmare out there. SKIPPER Gilligan. I have not been out of this hammock. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN SKIPPER (O.S.) You've been walking in your sleep. GILLIGAN I have? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER SKIPPER Certainly! And when you fell in the water it woke you up. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Oh is that what happened? Gosh I could have sworn it was the other way around. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER SKIPPER I'm afraid not. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN SKIPPER Now why don't you go back to sleep, and no more dive-bombers tonight, Huh? GILLIGAN Yes sir. SKIPPER Oh Gilligan. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER SKIPPER You'd better wipe those wire cutters off before they get rusty. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan looks A little sheepish. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER The skipper has a satisfied look on his face. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan takes his "wire Cutters" and wipes them on his shirt as we. FADE OUT ACT ONE FADE IN STOCK SHOT OF VIEW OF OCEAN THROUGH PALM TREES CUT TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - DAY The skipper and professor are sitting at a table listening to the radio which is broadcasting a round the world flight of a female aviator. The skipper is looking at a map or chart of some type. RADIO THIS IS ALICE MCNEAL SIGNING OFF AS I START THE LAST LEG OF MY ROUND THE WORLD FLIGHT. OPEN UP THAT GOLDEN GATE CAUSE SAN FRANCISCO HERE I COME! The professor reaches over and turns off the radio. SKIPPER Professor, according to my new calculations, she should be passing right over our island. PROFESSOR Well there must be someway we can contact her. SKIPPER But how!? The skipper thinks for a moment. SKIPPER I got it! I've got it!! What we need is a big roaring fire! Gilligan walks on camera carrying a sack over his shoulder. He over hears the skipper's reference to a big fire. PROFESSOR Yes! PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN Gilligan stops and drops the sack. GILLIGAN A big roaring fire on a hot day like this!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR A signal fire Gilligan. There's a very good chance that woman flyer will pass right over this island. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Skipper! We're saved we're saved!! PAN RIGHT WITH GILLIGAN OVER TO SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER We're not saved yet Gilligan. We've got to try and figure out someway to attract her attention. GILLIGAN I know, I'll take off my shirt, jump, and yell and wave it! SKIPPER Gilligan, she's going to be passing over at five thousand feet! How do you suppose she'll see you!? GILLIGAN I'll stand on your shoulders. SKIPPER That's good Gilligan. That's very good. PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I've got an even better idea skipper. An even better idea. We'll build a human tower! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Human tower. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN You'll be on the bottom, the professor stands on your shoulders, Mr. Howell stands on his, I stand on Mr. Howell's shoulders. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Mrs. Howell stands on your shoulders, Ginger will stand on her shoulders and we'll have Mary Ann at the top. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN No I think Ginger ought to be at the top. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Why? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Because she's wearing high heels. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR I think a signal fires our best bet Gilligan. The professor looks up into the sky. PROFESSOR Although I don't know if she'll be able to see it through all that Nimbus Cumuli. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN PAN RIGHT WITH GILLIGAN OVER TO SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR GILLIGAN Yeah, and all those clouds are in the way too. SKIPPER Wa.well we'd better do something pretty quick! No telling how soon she might pass over! GILLIGAN Oh, If only I could remember how you fixed the radio last night. PROFESSOR What radio? GILLIGAN The one in the sub chaser in my nightmare. We were under heavy enemy attack, and the transmitter was knocked out. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Sub chaser? Enemy attack? The transmitter got knocked out? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Don't you remember skipper? I told you about it in the hut last night. I thought he was walking in his sleep but it turned out he was walking in my sleep. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER What else happened? CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER, GILLIGAN AND PROFESSOR PAN LEFT WITH GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I don't know, Whole things kind of hazy today. The whole nightmare seems like a dream. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Gilligan. PAN LEFT WITH SKIPPER OVER TO GILLIGAN SKIPPER Gilligan little buddy. You said I fixed the radio. How did I do it? GILLIGAN You turned it into a transmitter. The skipper has a look of recognition on his face. SKIPPER I remember! It happened at Guadal Canal! GILLIGAN No it happened over there by the lagoon. SKIPPER We were about a mile off shore. The transmitter got hit.we were strafed by enemy fighters. I had to do something fast! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Skipper let me tell it. It was my dream. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR PROFESSOR You mean it's possible to convert a radio into a transmitter? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN SKIPPER Sure! It's simple, all you need is a screwdriver and a pair of wire cutters. GILLIGAN Got'em right here sir! Gilligan holds up his hands. One is the screwdriver the other is the wire cutters. SKIPPER It's a simple procedure. It's just a matter of reversing the circuits by ah. Gilligan how did I do it? GILLIGAN I don't know! SKIPPER But you must have seen something! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I didn't even see the dive-bombers! Next thing I knew I was swimming for my life! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR PROFESSOR Think skipper, come on, think! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR How did you convert that radio!? The skipper really tries to remember. SKIPPER (Exasperatedly) I don't remember. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN I know, I'll go back to sleep and get on the boat a little earlier this time. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Please Gilligan that was my dream last night not yours! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN But you told. SKIPPER (O.S.) I know what I told you but I was wrong! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Looks like I owe you an apology little buddy! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Forget it skipper, if you hadn't pushed me overboard, I would have been blown to bits. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP The skipper tries to remember again. SKIPPER .has something to do with the main coil. A main coil. The skipper, professor and Gilligan start to walk away together as the skipper tries to remember. SKIPPER Main coil. SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN Main coil. FADE TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER The skipper is laying in his hammock and looking restless SKIPPER It's no use. I can't sleep with somebody watching! PULL BACK TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP Gilligan and the professor are watching him as he tries to sleep. PROFESSOR All right skipper. You try it on your own. GILLIGAN Yeah skipper. Just concentrate on getting to sleep. Leave the worrying to us. The only thing you have to worry about is getting to sleep. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER SKIPPER Thanks Gilligan. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN You got seven lives depending on you sir. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR GILLIGAN (O.S.) That's a big responsibility for one man. Unless you go to sleep skipper, you won't walk in you sleep, and then we can't change the radio into the transmitter. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP GILLIGAN So relax and go to sleep. The professor is getting tired of Gilligan's bedside manner. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR Lets go Gilligan. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP The professor leaves the hut while Gilligan starts to tip toe out. The skipper notices he's a bit premature. SKIPPER You don't have to tip toe Gilligan! I'm not asleep yet. GILLIGAN Well you'd better hurry sir! That woman's going to be flying over at any time! SKIPPER I'm doing the very best I can. GILLIGAN I know you are skipper. So stop thinkin about the trouble we're in. You'll never get to sleep with that on your mind. Gilligan finally leaves the hut. The skipper makes one more effort to get to sleep. CUT TO: EXT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY Gilligan comes out of the hut and approaches the professor who's been waiting. GILLIGAN I sure hope he gets to sleep. PROFESSOR He will if he's left alone. Gilligan, I want you to stand guard. Make sure nobody gets in there and disturbs the skipper. GILLIGAN Right, nobody. PROFESSOR That includes you. GILLIGAN Especially me, I'm the worst of the whole bunch. The professor stretches his arms and sounds tired. PROFESSOR I think I'm going to lay down. I'm beat. The professor walks off camera leaving Gilligan to guard the skipper's rest. Gilligan has a curious look on his face and decides to check in on the skipper. CUT TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY The skipper is lying in his hammock with his eyes closed. Gilligan comes through the door quietly and looks at the skipper. The skipper knows he's there and quickly gives Gilligan a look. Gilligan shoots back out of the hut. FLIP TO: EXT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY - LATER Gilligan is seen picking up a sign that reads "Quiet do not disturb". He places the sign on the hut's outer wall and is about to nail it in place when the professor comes out of the hut. Just as Gilligan is making his swing, the professor takes the hammer, spinning Gilligan around. Before Gilligan can utter a word, the professor puts his hand over Gilligan's mouth. Gilligan is mumbling something but can't be understood. PROFESSOR Shhhhhh! Gilligan settles down a bit. PROFESSOR No noise Gilligan, the skipper's almost asleep. GILLIGAN Oh. We can hear some faint singing coming from inside the hut. Gilligan and the professor start making their way back into the hut. GINGER (O.S.) .when the wind blows the cradle will. CUT TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY Ginger is singing a lullaby to the skipper as she gently rocks him back and forth in his hammock. Mary Ann is seated nearby with a note pad and pencil at the ready. The professor and Gilligan have entered the hut as Ginger continues her singing. GINGER .fall, and down will come baby cradle. Gilligan starts to sing the ending with here. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN (LOUDLY) AND ALL!! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER With that the skipper immediately is wide awake again and giving Gilligan the evil eye. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER Ginger looks at Gilligan with surprise CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's looking a bit embarrassed. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR AND MARY ANN Both looked upset and disappointed. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Still embarrassed. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER The skipper's looks say it all. He's P.O.! FLIP TO: EXT - LAGOON - DAY CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR WITH RADIO The professor is holding the radio as he listens to another radio broadcast of the lady flyer. RADIO THIS IS ALICE MCNEAL IN THE VAGABOND LADY SAYING ALOHA. CUT TO: WIDE SHOT - GROUP (CONTINUED) .NUI TO HAWAII! I'M PLANNING MY E T A. AH THIS IS VAGABOND LADY SIGHING OFF! OVER AND OUT! The professor is sitting next to the skipper who is lying on a large piece of driftwood. Gilligan is seen in the background near the lagoon and makes his way over to the skipper carrying a palm frond fan. He starts fanning the skipper rather violently. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR PROFESSOR Signals coming in a lot stronger now. I've got a felling she's closer than we thought. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN SKIPPER Please Gilligan. Just a little slower. GILLIGAN Skipper. How 'bout a nice warm cup of coconut milk to make you sleep. SKIPPER Oh I've had thirty-four cups of that already. I never want to see another coconut, Or a lamb chop. GILLIGAN Lamb chop? SKIPPER I also count nineteen thousand sheep today. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP Skipper gets up. SKIPPER I've got to be alone with my thoughts. The skipper walks off camera as the professor and Gilligan watch. PROFESSOR Oh that poor man is a nervous wreck. GILLIGAN He's all worn out from trying to get to sleep. What he needs is something to make him relax, calm him down. PROFESSOR Wish we had some tranquillizers. GILLIGAN Yeah tranquillizers! No, that's no good. We don't have a prescription. PROFESSOR Wait a minute! Mr. Howell may have some! He's always taking pills for one thing or another. GILLIGAN Yea I'll go ask him! Gilligan gets up and starts to walk off camera as we. CUT TO: EXT - MR AND MRS HOWELL'S HUT - DAY Mr. And Mrs. Howell are sitting on lounge chairs. Mrs. Howell looks concerned. MRS HOWELL .nami there's something bothering you. MR HOWELL Yes, as a matter of fact there is. MRS HOWELL What is it? MR HOWELL Well after we're rescued, I must dash down to Argentina to get a new string of Polo ponies. MRS HOWELL Well if we do return before the matches, couldn't you use the ones we have? MR HOWELL Well I suppose I could. It's just that I hate to ride a used Polo pony. The coat is so shiny. Mrs. Howell sees Gilligan approaching. MRS HOWELL Hello Gilligan. Gilligan walks on camera. GILLIGAN Hi Mrs. Howell, Mr. Howell. Mr. Howell, do you have any Tranquillizers? MR HOWELL Well of course I do Gilligan! Every big business man uses tranquillizers. It makes them calm enough to take the rest of his pills ha.ha.ha.ha. GILLIGAN Could I borrow some please it's very important. MR HOWELL Oh yes, yes a they're in my pill case, they're in my shelter. MRS HOWELL You stay there darling, you relax and I'll go get them. Mrs. Howell gets up from her lounge and heads into their hut. MR HOWELL There goes a lovely lady. Gilligan sits down. MRS HOWELL Gilligan my boy let me tell you something. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL MR HOWELL Look behind every successful man and you will find a woman. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Yes sir. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL MR HOWELL Just make sure his wife doesn't find her. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan isn't laughing, he just sits and nods. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL MR HOWELL Ha.ha.ha.ha, it's a marriage joke, I mean. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP Mrs. Howell comes out of the hut carrying a brief case. MR HOWELL Oh there we are Lovey. MRS HOWELL Here you are darling. Mr. Howell takes the case. MR HOWELL Yes dear. Must have been heavy. Ah. Gilligan helps open the case by hitting the top with his fist. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF CASE MR HOWELL (O.S.) Ah there we are. Mr. Howell reaches in and grabs a stack of money. MR HOWELL (O.S.) Oh how did these get in here? CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Mr. Howell hands the money to Mrs. Howell. MR HOWELL Oh now lets see, what did I want this for? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is stunned at the case of pills. MR HOWELL (O.S.) Oh yes, yes my arthritis. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PILL CASE MR HOWELL (O.S.) Of course arthritis. Lovey my pet do. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's still has a stunned look on his face. MR HOWELL (O.S.) .you remember which one of my shoulders hurt? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL MR HOWELL I mean I was. MRS HOWELL Ah no dear, you asked me. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Still amazed and confuse. MRS HOWELL (O.S.) .to get these for Gilligan. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT MR HOWELL Gilligan? Well he seems much to young for arthritis. MRS HOWELL Oh no dear. Gilligan came in for tranquillizers. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP Mr. Howell digs through his pill case and finds a bottle of tranquilizers. MR HOWELL Tranquillizers of course tranq.here they are they would have bitten me. Here they are tranquilizers. Mr. Howell gives Gilligan an entire bottle. GILLIGAN I only need a couple Mr. Howell MR HOWELL That's perfectly all right take the whole.plenty more plenty more. GILLIGAN Thank you sir. Gilligan gets up and walks off camera. ZOOM IN ON MR AND MRS HOWELL MR HOWELL Lovey, that is the younger generation for you. Medication for anything and everything. Mr. Howell reaches back in his pill case and takes out another bottle. MR HOWELL What is this? He reads the label. MR HOWELL Kills pain fast fast fast. He tosses the bottle over his shoulder. MR HOWELL Nobody rushes a Howell ha.ha.ha! Mr. Howell is looking smug as Mrs. Howell smiles and fans herself with a stack of money as we. FADE OUT ACT TWO FADE IN STOCK SHOT OF LAGOON/PALM TREES WITH SETTING SUN FADE TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - EVENING Mary Ann is seen stirring a shallow bowl of something for dinner. Gilligan runs on camera from behind. He's carrying the pills the Howell's gave him. GILLIGAN Hi Mary Ann have you seen the professor? MARY ANN No but everyone will be showing up for dinner pretty soon. GILLIGAN Is it dinnertime already? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN MARY ANN Well just about why? CUT TO: GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN NEW ANGLE GILLIGAN Well I borrowed these tranquilizers from Mr. Howell. I want to put a couple in the skipper's Mango juice. CUT TO: PREVIOUS ANGLE GILLIGAN That aught to calm him down and get him to sleep. MARY ANN What a great idea! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN Gilligan walks over to the table to hatch his plan. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan takes the top off the bottle and pours out a couple of tranquilizers. PAN DOWN TO CUP Gilligan drops two tranquilizers into the cup. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Mary Ann is still stirring away as Gilligan approaches her. GILLIGAN Mary Ann, will you give this back to Mr. Howell? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN GILLIGAN I got to go get the skipper. MARY ANN Sure. Gilligan walks off camera as Mary Ann looks at the bottle and has an idea of her own. She walks off camera as we. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT PAN LEFT WITH MARY ANN TO TABLE CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF CUP ON TABLE Mary Ann takes off the top of the bottle and pours out another two pills. She puts the pills in the cup. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT She puts the cap back on the bottle and hides it near the skipper's plate. She hears Ginger singing coming from up the jungle path and quickly makes it back to her cooking. PAN RIGHT WITH MARY ANN TO COOKING AREA GINGER (SINGING) (O.S.) .the tree of time.do do, do do, da da,da da. Ginger walks up from behind Mary Ann GINGER Mmmmm.what smells so good? MARY ANN Burned swordfish. GINGER Burn the other side I think it might be better. Ginger walks over to the table and fiddles around with some of the items on the table. She finds the bottle of pills. GINGER What are these for? MARY ANN Oh.ah.tranquilizers. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER She's looking at the bottle and is hatch yet another plan. GINGER (HAPPILY) Might be just what he needs! Ginger opens the bottle a pours out a couple of pills into her hand. PAN DOWN TO CUP ON TABLE She drops the pills into the skipper's cup. MARY ANN (O.S.) Ginger. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT MARY ANN come here a minute would ya. Ginger makes her way to Mary Ann. (CONTINUED) Taste this thin gravy and see what you think. Ginger takes a wooden spoon from Mary Ann and tastes the gravy. Her face says it all. GINGER Ooooo.I thin you need to burn the fish a little more! PROFESSOR (O.S.) Hi girls! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF PROFESSOR The professor has come out of the jungle and is walking towards the girls. PAN LEFT WITH PROFESSOR TO GINGER AND MARY ANN PROFESSOR Say, you seen Gilligan? MARY ANN Well he was just looking for you. Anything wrong? PROFESSOR Well no, I just wanted to see if he got the a. GINGER Got the what? PROFESSOR Oh nothing nothing. The professor leans forward and sniffs what Mary Ann is cooking. (CONTINUED) Hay that smell good! The professor leaves the girls and walks over to the table. PAN LEFT WITH PROFESSOR TO TABLE He's looking around the table for the pills. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR He looks over at the girls to see if he's being watched. CUT TO: NEW ANGLE ON PROFESSOR - LOW SHOT He opens the bottle, pours out a couple of pills in to his hand. He drops the pills into the skipper's cup. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT The professor quickly places the cap back on and acts like he's some criminal about to get caught. He hears the skipper and Gilligan coming up the path. He quickly puts the lid back on. GILLIGAN (O.S.) Please skipper. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF TABLE AND CUP He hides the pill bottle under some bananas. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN Gilligan has the skipper by the arm and is pushing him towards the hut clearing. SKIPPER Gilligan I don't have to eat to keep up my fat! Just not hungry! I am.I.I, leave me alone! PAN RIGHT WITH GILLIGAN AND SKIPPER TO TABLE AND PROFESSOR GILLIGAN Please skipper, why don't you sit down and take it easy skipper. The professor and Gilligan each take one of the skipper's arms and make him sit at the table. PROFESSOR Sit right here skipper. SKIPPER All right I'll sit down. GILLIGAN Here skipper have some mango juice. It'll make you calm. PROFESSOR Oh yeah good idea. Gilligan picks up the cup and tries to make the skipper drink. SKIPPER Thank you, I don't want any Mango juice! GILLIGAN How.how 'bout some fish, fish'll make you thirsty. Mary Ann, how's the fish coming along? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN MARY ANN Ah.ah just about ready! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Ready in just about a minute. Here have some Mango juice. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER Gilligan's is trying to force the skipper to drink from the cup. SKIPPER I don't want any Mango juice. PLEASE now just leave me alone I want think! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN, SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER (DESPERATELY) Trying to remember. The skipper is trying to remember as Gilligan and the professor look at each other in defeat. The skipper sees the bananas and grabs one. He notices the bottle hidden underneath. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER He examines the bottle as we. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN They're watching on with a sense of concern. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's looking worried. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR A look of worry also. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER He's looking like he's hatched his own idea. SKIPPER Hey tranquilizers! Couple of these ought to put me to sleep! The skipper starts to open the bottle as we. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN No! Really worried look on his face. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR PROFESSOR Oh no skipper I don't think you should!. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER Skipper pours out a couple of pills from the bottle, pops them in his mouth. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Ooop! CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT SKIPPER Here's to an early rescue! CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN, SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR He makes the toast then starts to wash them down with the Mango juice. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN Look of horror on their faces. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Watching in shock. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER He's tipping back the cup, finishing everything to wash the pills down. He sets the cup down with a big sigh of satisfaction and a smile as we. FLIP TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - NIGHT We see the skipper fast asleep on the table. PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT The professor and Gilligan have been pacing and end up together behind the skipper. The skipper is snoring and starts to mumble. The professor and Gilligan immediately race to his side to listen. QUICK CUT TO: GINGER AND MARY ANN Mary Ann with note pad in hand gets ready to take notes. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT The skipper is coming to and starts to mumble again. SKIPPER .th.the vagabond lady.th.th. The skipper starts to get up and is helped by Gilligan and the professor. GILLIGAN (STRAINED) Get him to the beach! The skipper tries to sit back down but is prevented by Gilligan and the professor. GILLIGAN Skipper, skipper! Put up your arms like you did before. Here. Gilligan and the professor are trying to keep the skipper moving, but he just wanders around being difficult. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN Mary Ann is still waiting to copy anything the skipper says. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Still no luck. The skipper is just wheeling around out of control as Gilligan and the professor try to guide him. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT - GROUP They are still unable to control his direction. It's all they can do to keep the skipper from falling over. The skipper still mumbles as the professor assesses the problem. PROFESSOR It's amazing. It's amazing. I had no idea that four tranquilizers could produce this much of an affect! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER AND MARY ANN GINGER Six! MARY ANN Eight! CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT GILLIGAN Ten! The professor has let go of the skipper, who promptly falls on the ground, taking Gilligan with him. GILLIGAN And he's out. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL The Howell's have arrived at the clearing and see what's going on. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan's arm is stuck under the skipper and he can't get up. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL MR HOWELL Lovey I told you to hurry and get dressed, look! We missed the cocktail hour! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN Gilligan is still trapped and whimpering. FADE TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - NIGHT Some time later after the skipper has recovered, the professor is trying to hypnotize the skipper. The skipper is seated while Gilligan looks on. The professor is using a diamond bracelet to en-trance the skipper. PROFESSOR .you're reliving your landing on Guadal Canal. You're aboard your old landing craft headed toward the beach as the battle rages. The professor cues Gilligan into action. PAN RIGHT/PULL BACK TO - WIDE ANGEL - GROUP SHOT Gilligan, Mary Ann, Ginger and the Howell's are standing by to act as sound effects for the skipper. Gilligan takes a stance and starts sounding like a machine gun. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's simulating being a machine gun. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR No reaction yet from the skipper. The professor signals Gilligan to stop. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He stops but looks disappointed. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT PROFESSOR The sea tosses your boat around like a cork as you plow through the crashing waves toward the distant shoreline. The professor signals Gilligan to start the sound effects. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan starts making whooshing sounds like the wind and waves. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL They are slightly swaying back and forth looking nauseated. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan is still making whooshing sounds like the wind and waves. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR AND MRS HOWELL They are still swaying back and forth looking worse. MR HOWELL Lovey, where are my seasick pills? MRS HOWELL I didn't bring them dear. I had no idea we were going out this far. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR PROFESSOR I think I've got him hypnotized. (pause) Now everybody remember your parts. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER GINGER First chance I've had to act since we been ship wrecked and what am I playing? Gunners mate Entwhistle. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN This is a real test for you Ginger. You don't look a bit like him. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER GINGER Thanks Gilligan. CUT TO: WIDE ANGLE - GROUP SHOT Everyone is standing by to help in the simulation. SKIPPER All right men, we're heading for the beach! The skipper gets up and starts walking. SKIPPER Battle stations everybody! Sing out when I call your name! Wilcowski! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF PROFESSOR PROFESSOR Here! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER MacEnerny! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MR HOWELL MR HOWELL Here! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Lefcoawitz! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL MRS HOWELL (HIGH VOICE) Oh.a. (LOW HORSE VOICE) Here! CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT SKIPPER What's the matter with your voice!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MRS HOWELL MRS HOWELL Laryngitis. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Thinking that's his name, Gilligan responds. GILLIGAN Here! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER Ferguson! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF MARY ANN She salutes. MARY ANN Here! SKIPPER (O.S.) Entwhistle! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GINGER GINGER (HER NORMAL VOICE) Here! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN That's was real good Ginger. You sounded just like him. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER AND PROFESSOR SKIPPER We're heading in! Harris, keep your head down! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN GILLIGAN Harris is the one with the radio manual. If anything happens to him, somebody grab the book! CUT TO: WIDE ANGLE - GROUP SHOT SKIPPER Looks pretty rough up ahead! We're going to have a hot reception when we hit the beach! PROFESSOR All right come on folks, battle noises! Battle noises! Everyone starts making battle sounds. Gilligan is back on the machinegun while the others are sounding like bombs and dive-bombing planes. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's back to shooting his machine gun. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT The skipper stands looking like he's in battle as the others continue to make battle noises as we. FLIP TO: EXT - HUT CLEARING - NIGHT CLOSE UP OF RADIO SKIPPER (O.S.) Testing, one two three four. PULL BACK TO MEDIUM SHOT The skipper is talking in to the microphone as the professor and Gilligan watch on. SKIPPER One two three four. The professor is listening on the small radio to see if the skipper's is coming through. He shakes his head. PROFESSOR Nothing. Still doesn't work. SKIPPER Are you sure you wrote those instructions down correctly? PROFESSOR I'm positive. GILLIGAN Are you sure you dreamed the instructions correctly? SKIPPER Well there's no use fooling around with this any more she's probably out of range by now. PROFESSOR Yes I'm afraid so. SKIPPER Gilligan you got the sentry duty I'm going to turn in for a while. GILLIGAN OK skipper. The skipper gets up and walks off camera. PROFESSOR So am I. Good night. GILLIGAN Good night. The professor gets up and walks off camera. We see the skipper make his way to his hut and enter. Gilligan decides to mess with the radio some more. He puts the small radio up to his ear and starts try the transmitter again. GILLIGAN Testing one two three four. Testing one two. Gilligan stops and starts hitting the transmitter with his fist and tries again. GILLIGAN Hello hello can anybody hear me? Just then the radio comes alive. RADIO NICE TO TALK TO YOU YOUNG MAN! GILLIGAN Who's that!? RADIO THIS IS ALICE MCNEAL IN THE VAGABOND LADY! GILLIGAN My gosh it's Alice! Please stay right were you are! I got to go tell the skipper! Na.now don't go away! Please! Gilligan gets up from the table and rushes to the hut's door. GILLIGAN Hey skipper! Gilligan signals the skipper to come. The skipper comes out the hut's door. SKIPPER What happened? Did you see her plane!? They both make it back to the radio. GILLIGAN No no! Skipper! It's working it's working! SKIPPER What's working? GILLIGAN The radio I fixed it! I just talked to that lady flyer! Gilligan hands the small radio to the skipper. SKIPPER You WHAT!? GILLIGAN Honest! I'm not dreaming or anything! And I figure, you better do the talking. Cause I don't want to cause any more trouble. I want everything to work out just right! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER SKIPPER But how could you have fixed the radio!? CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN AND TRANSMITTER GILLIGAN Oh it was easy! All I did was hit it like this! Gilligan hits the transmitter again with his fist several times and the back opens up, and the electronics falls out. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER The skipper as a shocked look on his face. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan leans over the transmitter and looks inside. All the internal parts are lying on the ground. PAN UP WITH GILLIGAN TO SKIPPER GILLIGAN Come to think of it. I guess I dreamed the whole thing. SKIPPER Of course you did. We hear an airplane-flying overhead as the small radio comes to life. The skipper and Gilligan follow the sound as they look up. RADIO NICE TO HAVE TALKED TO YOU DOWN THERE. WHO EVERY YOU ARE! WE SEEM TO HAVE BEEN CUT OFF. MEANWHILE, HAPPY LANDINGS! The skipper stare open mouthed at each other as we. FADE OUT EPILOG FADE IN INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER The skipper is sound asleep in his hammock as we hear rock-a-by-baby playing. CUT TO: EXT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY Gilligan is seen coming out of the hut's door as we hear the sound of a buzzing insect. Gilligan sees the bug that's making the racket. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF FLY ON SOME DRIFT WOOD GILLIGAN (O.S.) (HUSHED) Shhhhhhh! The skippers finally asleep. CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan reaches over and picks up a large gourd. He raises the gourd to hit the fly, but it has something in it that rattles. GILLIGAN (HUSHED) Quiet. He bends over and breaks the neck off the gourd. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF FLY Still making buzzing sounds CUT TO: PREVIOUS SHOT Gilligan keeps an eye on the fly while he empties out the offending material. GILLIGAN Shhhhhhhhh! CUT TO: CLOSE UP DRIFT WOOD We can still hear the buzzing but the fly has taken off. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF GILLIGAN AND GOURD Gilligan keeps an eye on the fly as it buzzes around and around his head. He gets dizzy as the fly takes off towards the open hut's door. GILLIGAN (HUSHED) No no no no no. CUT TO: INT - SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S HUT - DAY GILLIGAN (HUSHED) No no no! We see the skipper sleeping in his hammock as Gilligan follows the fly as it makes its way around the hut. The fly dive-bombs Gilligan who has to duck. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN He's watching the fly buzz through the hut. His timing has to be just right as he circles around watching the fly. When the time is right he. CUT TO: MEDIUM SHOT OF SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN .swings the gourd to hit the fly and hits the skipper in the head instead. The skipper reacts with a loud. SKIPPER Oooohhhhhh! CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan looks over his shoulder at the skipper who is none too happy. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF SKIPPER The skipper is holding his head and is temper is about to blow. CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF GILLIGAN Gilligan looks a bit sheepish. He looks at the gourd and does a double take at the hole that's in it from hitting the skipper. He smiles, looks embarrassed as we. FADE OUT END CREDITS GILLIGAN'S ISLAND Good Night, Sweet Skipper Rev. 10/17/64