Gilligan's Island was the theme for the 1997 Oscar Awards sung by
Billy Crystal. Since the Titanic film won the most awards, they
chose the Gilligan theme for it's introduction, which was GREAT!
Special thankx goes out to ryaneff@yahoo.com for sending me the
file.
Thankx to Mike Yaneff for all of his help!
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a giant ship
That started many years ago
With an overbudget script.
The boss was a loud director man
Who made accountants sick.
Two studios teamed up to pay
For a three hour flick,
A three hour flick.
It's made a billion dollars now
I hope it springs some leaks.
Some other films deserve a break
Like "My Giant" in three weeks,
"My Giant" in three weeks.
But "Titanic" is the story here
I've gotta tip my hat
To Gilligan
The Skipper too
The Propellor Guy
And the Ice
The Movie Star
The Professor and Mary Ann
Here on Oscar's big night
Some lyrics written by Tony and Jenny Laundrie
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful flick.
That started from Southhampton port
Aboard the Titanic.
My mate promised lots of sailing lore,
But Cupid shot his bow.
Her heart set sail with Jack that day
For a three hour show, a three hour show.
The hero started holding Rose.
They kissed, their hair was tossed.
If not for the timing of an iceberg crash,
My dinner would be lost, my dinner would be lost.
The ship struck ground on the floor of this
Uncharted northern sea,
With Guggenheim,
The skipper, too,
A millionaire,
Straus's wife.
Beneath the stars,
Looking for a place on the grand staircase,
Where they will again smile!