The Mosquitoes

Bingo
Bango
Bongo
Irving

The Mosquitoes, a Rock & Roll band from the 60's resembling the "Beatles," visits Gilligan's Island to get away from their adoring fans. (Little did they know that Gilligan was their biggest fan). The group arrives on the island, notices the seven castaways and decides to stay at the island a while for relaxation, which the girls don't give them. In an attempt to make the Mosquitoes leave the island before their one month stay, the girls (The Honeybees) perform a show for the group in hopes that they would enjoy having an opening act when they returned home. The Mosquitoes liked the "Honeybees" too much and didn't want any competition, so they left the castaways behind.

Lyrics: Courtesy of Patrick Pence

He’s a loser, pay no mind to what he says.
He’s a loser, he's got rocks in both his hands.
He’s a loser, he can’t win, can’t place or show.
He’s a loser, and you know how much I hate to say I told you so.
But I told you so. I told you so.
Troubles follows in his tracks. Bad luck he's bad news.
Let him go, don’t call him back; he's a bad case of the blues.
He’s a loser, call him anything you choose.
He’s a loser, if he'd race himself he'd lose.
He’s a loser, always stops when he says go.
He’s a loser, and you know how much I hate to say I told you so.
But I told you so.
But I told you so.
But I told you sooooo.