Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale about my virtual trip. It started from my IBM, With a simple little click. I tried to surf the Internet, things did not go well. I wound up in a Chat Room with the cyber-geeks from Hell. (He's trapped in cyber-Hell) They won't shut up, I can't escape this AOL nightmare. If I signed on to Prodigy, I bet they'd find me there. Those geeks are everywhere. I'm stuck inside the World Wide Web with weirdos I just don't know. I hit F1, Unplugged the phone, I can't click out, I can't click in. It says, "In Chat" Oh, my God, I'm trapped on the Internet!